Matthew Oliver Impersonations?

[Willow Street Ender]

Do pay a visit to the Hornchurch Forum where most posters display a remarkable similarity of style to MO! Beware though, the self nominated non-league "Big Boys" of Hornchurch do not welcome visitors from the FESL, which they regard as "park footy". Get on there Matthew, you'll really have a ball winding them up!

[Mr Happy]

How about this for a MO impersonation:

 

"F***, B******, S***, Ilford are the F****** best, Bo****** to everyone else, I love the scouts!!!???"

[Willow Street Ender]

Spot on Mr Happy, just like wot he writs.

[matthew oliver]

F*** u arsholes. ive quit scouts- its sh it. An happy is a complete mother f***ing tw at faced cu nt.

[matthew oliver]

soory admin, u know i didnt mean that. Just a momentary concentration lapse....

 

PLEASE DONT BAN ME.

[matthew oliver]

so er-herm, how do i get to this website then? theres no link.

[Mr Happy]

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F*** u arsholes. ive quit scouts- its sh it. An happy is a complete mother f***ing tw at faced cu nt.

 

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That's strange. On your own website you comment how great the scouts is. Why the sudden change? Have you lost your woggle or just got fed up of singing ging gang gooly!

[Badger]

Use the drop down menu under Club Forums on the menu bar.

 

You closet scout!

[saraholiver]

its all a lie, he hasn't quit AT ALL.

 

but whats wrong with being a scout anyway?

 

remember: say no to vegetarians

[matthew oliver]

sarah what the fu ck do you know? can u please tell me the last time i went. no. so shut the fu ck up.

[Badger]

Scouts play with their conkers, don't they?

[matthew oliver]

do they?

[Mr Happy]

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sarah what the fu ck do you know? can u please tell me the last time i went. no. so shut the fu ck up.

 

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Dib dib dib

Dob dob dob

I know a young man with a foul mouthed gob

Be he good or be he mean

When Town beat Ilford again I bet he screams

[Guest]

Good afternoon Uncle

Followed ur advice..The Gherkins don't like it up em!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/thefinger_red.gif" alt="" />

[Badger]

It said so in the local paper. They had a competition and everything.

[Old Offordian]

Were there any scouts then at Ashton last weekend taking part in the World Conker Championships? If Matthew were one of them he could have been filmed by Anglia TV for inclusion on the local news. Judging by his posts though, they probably wouldn't have interviewed him!

[matthew oliver]

ooooh how terribly fascinating..... thats more than we ever did anyway. but im still going thailand so i cant complain.

[Badger]

You're too young to fully appreciate Thailand, surely.....

[The Invisible Man]

My God, he's a ladyboy!

[Old Offordian]

It's like Stars in Your Eyes, he diappears from the UK as Matthew Oliver and returns as ..............