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By some fluke Gravesend & Northfleet have made it into the third round of the FA Cup and have drawn Man Utd way. In the Man Utd dressing room prior to the match David Beckham is bragging.

"These lot are [censored]. I could take them on myself and beat them."

"Go on then," says Roy Keane, "We'll all go down the pub."

Sir Alex agrees and the team wander off to the local pub. After a while Nicky Butt asks the bar man to put the score up on Ceefax and it reads.

 

Man Utd 1 Gravesend & Northfleet 0

Beckham 14

 

The team cheer and go back to their drinking. After a few more pints Ruud van Nistelrooy realises it must be full time so he ask the bar man to put Ceefax on again. The team can't believe that the the final score is 1-1. They are still in the middle of calling Beckham a [****!!****] when he walks in the pub.

"Sorry guys, it's all my fault." He confesses, "I got sent off after 15 minutes."

 

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