party tricks

[zody]

my wife puts a condom over her head and blows it up to nearly bursting

[Drummer Dave]

lol cool ill try that but my heads to big

[Barry Scott]

i can simultaneously dislocate four of my fingers. It's amazing how many people don't like my trick

[Drummer Dave]

ummmmmmm i dont have any party tricks but people always laff at me becuase my enourmous head

[Big J R]

Walk into the party where you know a lot of ex-girl friends are present, and shout at the top of your voice,

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"Bad News Folks ! The hospital test came back positive !!" [color:"black"] <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[Rob_Butler]

lol

[MbrunoB]

I can climb through a hole in a postcard and for a fat git like me that is impressive.

[Rob_Butler]

wtf?

[zody]

yeah right you can <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[MbrunoB]

We will have a pound on it next time our teams meet.

[zody]

go for it Bruno, if you win I will get my water pistol out <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Rob_Butler]

Do you go to any Sittingbourne matches?

[MbrunoB]

I go to the Sittingbourne Speedway when I can and will go to the football when they play the ORIGINAL fans club, Enfield Town.

[Rob_Butler]

O so i will not find out if you tell the truth about your post card thing then

[MbrunoB]

Enfield Town and Sittingbourne are both Southern League Division 1 East.

 

But I'm sure that I can find someone to witness it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/police.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

I will let you know fella about the post card, but like you we may have to wait a bit as Bruno lot are flying if going by last season, hope to see Bruno and his dad, nice people

[Rob_Butler]

O yea sorry i was thinking Sitt was in Ryman1 just remembered they aint

[Moo]

The postcard thing can be done, quite easily. It is a matter of figuring out what to do with the card.

[Rob_Butler]

I think there is a postcard an on the card it is him climbing through a hole

[MbrunoB]

No, I can really fit through a hole a postcard.