verbals

[cider]

What is the best bit of verbal that you have heard or given to an opponent?

Mine was a player calling another player a fat so and so.

The player replied that he was a fat whatever because every time he sha***d the players bird she made him a sandwich!

[Sawbo Shaun]

In a similar vein Bloke told me I stank during a game and I said that I hadn't had time to shower after doing his missus from behind.

 

Went down well I think.....

 

Same player kept standing on my toes on corners so I told him to **** *** or he would regret it. He didn't take my advice,so I inserted a didgit between his buttocks- those days I had the keeprs gloves with the finger protetors in- fingersave. He never came back...could have been worse he could have just turned round a smiled.....

 

 

Worst bit- Giving the Wealdstone fans loads during a game a few years back (whilst having a good game) Then in the last min let in a right soft one through my hands. Learnt a valuble lesson then. Don't get to involved- it could bite yer back later.

[EMH O30crew]

lol shaun

[billy]

was in the dug out at afc wimbledon and a nice chap kept saying how plump i was and did i have a father....?

 

i said you might not like fat blokes but your old lady loves them...and my belly helps when i bash her back doors in???

 

5 mins later man turns up again with his wife whos in a wheelchair and mr plod ...

 

mr plod tells me the man wants me nicked

 

he was very cheap a pint of lager for him and a snowball for the wife...and a sorry

[J Lo]

Billy are you still seeing her <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sperma.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sperma.gif" alt="" />

[EMH O30crew]

Yeah Billy, when u wheelin her out again???

[billy]

i would have married her mate....i did ask she said no.... i said why not ...she said she was feed up with me keep pushing her about ?

[J Lo]

Must be the first bird that aint run away from you <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/argue.gif" alt="" />

[billy]

yes mate once the old snake pops its head up they run like [****!!****].....

[The Realist]

Was reliably told that a game took place where two players were giving it verbals all game. sledging, elbows, trips etc, ref wouldn't book either of them, when they squared up for what must be the 5th time a supporter threw his girlfrinds handbag onto the pitch and shouted "if your going to F*****g do it hurry up and hit him

[The Realist]

Also had a player booked and the refs report said "after scoring the Romford no xx ruffled the opposing no 4s hair on his way back to his own half and said wahaay fat boy hows about that for a goal then"

[Mackie. D]

When we run Woodford Town one of our pre seasons was at Rushall Olympic in the midlands and there bench was giving Quinny some grief, when he got near to them he shouted " if you don't shut up i'll buy your fekin houses and put your rent up" nearly turned into a free for all.

[Mackie. D]

billy was that the bird you used to hang from the branch of a tree in a harness mate !!!!!!

[billy]

Thats her rifle....me and the sog takes turns pushing her???

 

she was that bad she said the sogs breath wasnt to bad........

[Knobber]

Once heard someone call Robbie Savage an Afghan lookalike....

[Mr Happy]

Bit harsh on Afghan Hounds isn't it!?

[Mackie. D]

billy, forgot to tell you mate, the stink bomb's got a little mystery on the go, she's as daft as he is, he was talking to her at training the other night and he told here he was in his back garden with his mates having a barbecue.

[billy]

how bigs the sogs window box now.....it could be the lover he gave the baby 2 14 years ago....asked how old the kid was and he said 8?.......he told me it was a boy ...then he was asked about 3 weeks later and the poor little fcuker had turned into a girl.... the sog dont you just love him?