So

[Lightweight]

did anybody find out how to get rid of thoes fckin ringtones then ? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/flame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon13.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[EMH O30crew]

Shoot the frog?

[Lightweight]

Shoot him i'll fock him!!

[Urchin Boy]

I Beg Your Pardon LW ... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[Eastside Urchin]

i know how you feel LW

if i hear that ring tone one more time i will shoot the [****!!****] whose phone it comes out of,feckin chavs!

[Lightweight]

WELL!! he really gets on my tits.

[Eastside Urchin]

i love getting on tits,can i possibly have a go!

[TB&G]

Quote:

eastsideurchin 030crew said:
i love getting on tits,can i possibly have a go!

So you like to fight the flab do you? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Talede1]

Ive taped my bird getting shagged by me and put it on my phone. you should see her face when someone rings me especially on the trains.

[Uncle Urchin]

is that 'cos she's calling you by the wrong name.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EMH O30crew]

yeah, its a picture aint it! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

he he..I used to think that a bird moaning no no no no no no.....was actually enjoying it.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

til' I got arrested for date rape..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

is shagging calendars illegal unc? or was it one of these?

 

 

[Uncle Urchin]

yeah...come to think about it her fizz'og did look a bit like that.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

fckn cheeky cow...and she had the hard face to complain.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

mind you..the beak said to her that 'anyone shagging such an ugly bitch needs a fckn VC not a charge sheet' and awarded me 10 grand damages for stress and suffering....... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

Quote:

and1inthetree said:
is shagging calendars illegal unc? or was it one of these?

Are you sure that's not a picture of a bowl of bruised testicles? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />