NZ joke No. 803

[AussieACE]

A New Zealander gets shipwrecked on a deserted island and his only companions are a dog and a sheep.

 

After a month, the man can no longer resist his urges and starts having sex with the sheep. As soon as he starts, the dog bites him in the ar#e and chases him up a tree. Frustrated, the man waits a week and as soon as he gets the sheep alone, he starts again. However, the dog is hiding and chases him up a tree again.

 

A month later, a beautiful, naked women drifts ashore in a lifeboat. The man gives her food, shelter and clothing and nurses her back to health. Grateful, she tells him, "You saved my life, anything you want is yours, anything I have is yours."

 

The man asks, "Anything? Are you sure?"

 

She replies, "Anything."

 

"Can you hold this bloody dog for a minute."

[Rob_Butler]

in Britain when we tell it we will change it to A Welshman