Crocodile shoes

[vienna1964]

A young Essex lass was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

 

After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Basildon blonde shouted, 'I'll just have to go out and catch my own alligator innit !'

 

The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'

 

Utterly determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

 

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

 

Just as he was about to pass her position, he saw a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature with little ado and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

 

The shopkeeper watched in amazement ~ this greenhorn English girl so nonchalantly despatching these dangerous creatures totally dumbfounded him !

 

His awestruch reverie was completely dashed when the blonde flipped the latest dead alligator on to it's back, and frustratedly shouted out, [color:"red"] "Feck it ! This [****!!****] isn't wearing any bloody shoes either, INNIT !" [/color]