At the races !

[vienna1964]

A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at Jupiters Casino when a striking but quite small and slim young woman caught his eye.

 

To cut a long story short, they got on famously and ended up in bed.

She told him, that she was a jockey and that, if he came to the races in Town the following day, she'd tip him the winner of each race she was riding in by giving him a sign as she rode out of the saddling paddock.

 

In Race 2 she rode out rubbing one of her small but perfectly formed breasts.

 

The bloke paged through the race book and found "Great Tit", on which he placed a hundred dollars to win at 5-1. It won by two lengths.

 

"Feck, this is great!" he thought.

 

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her finger around her eye and he put the lot on "Eyeliner" at 10-1 and was five grand in front.

 

In the last race she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her groin. Puzzled, he backed nothing.

 

After the races he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.

 

"Why the hell didn't you back 'Pretty Pussy' in the last ? It was 66-1 and the best bet of the whole day's races !" she asked.

 

[color:"red"] "Sh1t" [/color] he said, [color:"red"] "I thought you were trying to tell me that Pretty Pussy was scratched!"[/color]