Billy Bob's wife

[vienna1964]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for another vacation... only this year I'm gonna do this thing just a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go... and I've had three marvellous holidays !" Luther nodded.

 

Billy Bob continued, "Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Darlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Darlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and durned if Darlene didn't get pregnant again."

 

So,Luther asks Billy Bob, "What you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, [color:"red"] "This year I think I'm gonna take Darlene with me !"[/color]