chat up lines

[zody]

whats yours

[rebel becks]

you sparkle more than a star

[Billy Cove]

"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????

suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[Moo]

Quote:

Billy Cove said:
"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????
suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

Sad.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Being female, I have never used a chat up line.. but the WORST one a man ever used on me was "Nice legs, what time do they open?" He didn't get anywhere with me.

[Billy Cove]

I HAVE WORSE !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/doah.gif" alt="" />

[wareboy]

A life without you is like a broken pencil, Pointless

[gnfcmightymole]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

my mate said that to a bird she slapped him coz she wasn't wearing any.

[billy]

wanna see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors .....

 

 

ask if she wants to come on your boat...when she asks if you have a boat say yes and point to your face???

[EUFC superb]

Do you beleive in love at first site or should i walk by again.

If you were a seed the i would grow a whole field of you.

[oliPFC]

if i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!

[Rob_Butler]

if your name was homework i would do you on my desk right now

[billy]

Do you swallow?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Oh billy..........i thought it would hacve been.....Have you ever seen a Sausage this big??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Rob_Butler]

to all the laidies...whats the worst an best you have heard

[Drummer Dave]

Your like a Parking ticket... you got fine written all over u!!!

[FleetFanatic]

I always found 'fancy a shag' worked and was straight to the point.....

[vienna1964]

"You have the loveliest eyes... d'you think that you might see fit to leave them to me in your will ~ if I could set them in glass, they'd make an awesome paperweight !"

 

Always got me a slap or the girl !!!

 

Thankfully in a ratio of about one to seven respectively !

[rebel becks]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[fanoftheblues]

Quote:

rebel becks said:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

and landed on your face...

(Not so much a chat up line though I suppose)