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smallsy

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here is some info on the ex burnham players.

 

Lee Michael Perry

 

lee was spotted by west ham when he was 2 years old doing kick ups in a local park displaying a wide range of tricks including "around the world" and the "van basten 7". He joined west ham and played for their under 16s when he was 9. he then left west ham for hannikins farm under 10 to play with his friends from the local boys brigade. After an FA inquiry hannikins farm fc were ordered to pay west ham utd fc £500 in compensation for the young startlet. when lee was 11 he rejected big money moves to ac milan, real madrid,arsenal and hullbridge sports reserves. he enjoyed the sunday morning pitches as they allowed him to display his class.

 

he was made offer at the age of 14 by QPR, west ham, charlton and millwall but after he had discovered cider drinking down his local park on a friday night and his love of women he decided to stick out the hard times with hannikins farm. incedentally he was awarded a sponsorship deal with white lightening but once the government caught wind they put a stop to that due to him being under age!!!

 

the cider drinking continued but at the age of 16 he had his first stella. this spurred lee on to greater things and signed for a club with the stature and ambition his talent deserved....Brentwood town under 18's formally brentwood sports(just for the record.) after playing for the 18s in prestigious competitions such as the fa youth cup and the brentwood sunday cup he fulfilled his life long ambition....making the step up to the reserves.

 

when mike everett was appointed burnham first team manager in 2003 lee wasted no time in following his reserve team coach down the a12, then a130, and then 30 minutes of country lanes to Burnham.

 

After being awarded managers player of the year(and a dubious players' player-as no player voted) he remained at the club despite tempting offers from hannikins farm and gidea park veterans third XI.

 

Now lee has taken trip back down the country lanes, a130 and a12 to hornchurch.

 

Lee's hobbies include: drinking, playing with himself, having people watch him with women through a tiny gap in the door sepating two rooms and mugging BIG DAVE off in Cancun.

 

good luck lee perry and watch out urchinetts cos he will be like a predator.

 

regards

rob

 

p.s. please confirm with lee that this is true as a few details may be exaggerated minorly.

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they did but we sent one back as the urchinnetts said he was too ugly to play in our team.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Bl**dy hell Unc.

Do you mean to say that the Urchinettes have final say on who plays for the Urchins or not depending on the excellence of their physogemic construction?

Must have a word with Reedy so that he only signs skilful but ugly footballers in future.

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the sub commitee of the sub committee known as 'the affiliated society of tits bums and thighs (with acorns and clusters)' have the final say on all player movements...

 

we at AFC Hx are...as you are all aware...very much an equal opportunities club and as such the members of the said affiliation must be allowed to have their say... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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they did but we sent one back as the urchinnetts said he was too ugly to play in our team.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


How come I've not had 400 starts then?

lol. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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the sub commitee of the sub committee known as 'the affiliated society of tits bums and thighs (with acorns and clusters)' have the final say on all player movements...

we at AFC Hx are...as you are all aware...very much an equal opportunities club and as such the members of the said affiliation must be allowed to have their say... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Lavatorial humour (i.e talking about players movements and female personal body parts) is not allowed on this messageboard Unc.

You are a cad sir! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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not yet No 1...we shall have to convene a further meeting of the sub committee of the sub sub committee to have the decision ratified...

 

'The affiliated grand order of burpers farters and pissed stained blazers' (with clusters and piles) will take place later this month...at which time and place all the decisions taken by drunken supporters and staff whilst chasing semi naked harlots around the clubhouse will be nodded through...... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

democracy SHALL prevail at Hx... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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not yet No 1...we shall have to convene a further meeting of the sub committee of the sub sub committee to have the decision ratified...

'The affiliated grand order of burpers farters and pissed stained blazers' (with clusters and piles) will take place later this month...at which time and place all the decisions taken by drunken supporters and staff whilst chasing semi naked harlots around the clubhouse will be nodded through...... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

democracy SHALL prevail at Hx... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Isn't all this untoward activity likely to affect the interest that people are showing to what's going on the pitch at the same time Unc?

Or isn't that what the Urchins' supporters actually come to Bridge Avenue for most of the time?<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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