Zealster

[gertcha EFM]

If you had the choice of the two, which Williams sister would you go for ?

[Electric ~soul~]

Hmmm. Tricky.

 

Serena's got bigger tits, but Venus is marginally better facially.

 

Serena seemed quite a good laugh on Jonathan Ross though, and Venus is getting on a bit now, so I'll plump for the younger, larger-breasted sister.

 

I do worry that if he went with either of them though, I'd never go back.

[gertcha EFM]

I did have 2005 down as the year that gertcha would not turn back. Half way through and still waiting.

[Electric ~soul~]

Pay for it. I'm not sure how easy it is to pick up.

[CANV EFM]

i think youll be glad of the extra fitness work yo have put in C.Z.. you could be in for a real pasting with serena,.. i dont know about going back but you will be black n blue

[Electric ~soul~]

I'll let you know how it goes, CANV!

[CANV EFM]

save yourself the hassle just film it n send me the tape..

[Electric ~soul~]

DVD, mate. With surround sound.

[CANV EFM]

you will need surround sound mate, the size of her harris!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'd go for Serena as well, but I will have to check first if she has a penis, I'm taking no chances!

 

I actually had a subscription to a porn pay site for a month, little did I know that with that subscription one of my free extra sites was the infamous "Round and Brown", I did think of you Zeal, but then I lost the erection and had to start again <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Does round and brown not do it for you then, mate?

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'm sorry, but that catchline just makes me think of poo

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Well it obviously doesn't make Thornsy think of poo, else he'd have sustained his erection.

 

He's a bit of a scat fan, so he'll have you believe!

[Chubbhead EFM]

BLEURGH!! I think I'm going to be sick! Poo is meant to go down the U-Bend and nowhere else!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yes, indeed. I couldn't agree more. Whatever turns you on, eh?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you all but even in my depraved world scat is probably a bit too far, I think the smell would do it for me!

 

I didn't realise that round and brown was accessable until after the subscription had gone. I'm on this pass site at the moment that gives you access to litrally 1000's of sites covering every subject under the sun.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I think Brown and Round is a 'style' of pornography rather than a specific site, though I may be wrong.

 

Is Sinnamon on in??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Didn't go on it. But it was a site for the man who likes his women brown and most certainly round <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Electric ~soul~]

Nah - the one I went on wasn't full of tubbies.

 

I'll see if I can find it, then PM you a link.

[Chubbhead EFM]

I think 'round and brown' just refers to black ladies who have ample butt clevage, surely?