Good deed equals punnet of strawberrys

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I found a mobile phone in the Underworld on Saturday night and rather than just hand it in at the bar, where it would of had a good chance of going missing, I called the last number and told them I had it and left my number with him, a very grateful bloke came to my work today to pick it up and reward me with some strawberrys (which I took) and some dope (which I declined). Although if he was really grateful he would of let me have a go on his girlfriend <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[gertcha EFM]

Blimey, that is very un Thorns like behaviour. This new bird must be having a good effect on you.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'm an honest citizen, never steal from an individial, a multi national though I woundn't think twice!

[gertcha EFM]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
I'm an honest citizen, never steal from an individial, a multi national though I woundn't think twice!

Well, you stole Pete's expensive FA Premier League football (to give to your then girlfriends son), and also nicked Paul's Only Fools and Horses video.

Last time I checked they were very much individuals.