Fetish Night

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Decided to dip my toe into the (more) depraved world that I'm usually used to and go to Batchwoods fetish night last night. I donned my plastic shirt and plastic trousers but for once wasn't the stangest dressed person there.

Lots of men walking around wearing nothing but pouches and straps, including one old man who was totally starkers, fortunantly this sight was cancelled out by the sight of many women also naked. A few transvestites there as well to confuse the mix!

The loft was a dungeon (I will never be able to look at it in the same light now when it's full of the R&B crowd) with lots of women getting spanked including one girl with a pretty high pain thresehold as she was bullwhipped.

The girl I was sitting next to had a leather strapped man crawl under the table and give her head while another played with her tits she then returned the favour by sucking him off (this is all in full view of the club) while a man dressed as a salior shagged a girl from behind on the next table.

A leather clad woman paraded the dancefloor with a bull whip cracking it on the floor, you will dance!!!!

Women and men wandering around on dog leashes, but quite a large concentration of old bearded men who wouldn't look out of place sippimg real ale at a conbined counties ground hopping weekend.

 

Still beats going to church on a Sunday, if I wasn't go to hell before I certainly am now!

[Electric ~soul~]

Nice one.

 

Did you get any shags or blow jobs?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Of course not I'm a one man women!!

[gertcha EFM]

What was the state of the birds like ?

 

Any action to report ?

[MADEFM]

Dont know how you could resist such a moment.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Some were nice and some were a bit ropey.

 

The only action was in a voyer mode!

[gertcha EFM]

When is the next one ?

[MADEFM]

Entry fee? any beverages sold there?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Not sure when the nest one is, this was the 3rd they've done but the first one was in late 2003 so they aren't too frequent.

Amazing people from all over the country came down for it.

It was £15 and there was a full licenced bar to purchase alcoholic beverages at.

Some people were smoking dope as well and the bouncer just come over to tell them off rather than haul them into an office.

[MADEFM]

hhhhhhmmmmmmm, greeeeennnnnn.