Eugene - Big Brother

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well I'm all ears about the homo experience?

Tell me about the experinence that I seem to of forgotten then I'll fill you in on the 9 year old so we get both stories!

[gertcha EFM]

Pete will confirm as he was there when you told us.

 

I'll ask him later if you don't want to admit it here.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Zealster ~soul~ said:

I've been particularly considerate in not giving Thornsy full details of my night of fraught passion with Mandy, so I expect the same courtesy in return.

I knew about that, she videoed it as a guide of how not to do it <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

gertcha EFM said:
Pete will confirm as he was there when you told us.

I'll ask him later if you don't want to admit it here.

Was this the transvestite story?

[gertcha EFM]

I don't remember. I just remember the way you said it, as Pete did an impression of you saying

"I've had a homosexual experience"

as though it was pretty normal.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well the only thing that runs it close is the transvestite, so it must be that, otherwise it's a load of bollox!

[gertcha EFM]

Tell us the tranny story then. If it involves you fooling around with a bloke dressed up as a bird, then yes it was a homo experience.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well hardly, I met some bird (real girl) off a chatline and headed to Norwood Junction in South London to give her the full treatment, she clocked one look at me and made her excuses (I had long blonde hair and she apparently likes skinheads) so i was stranded here in the early hours and Mr Thorns had his phone switched off. I was looking at night buses timetable when this transvestite walked past, I spurted out some drunken ramblings about them not being real tits and could I sleep on his/her floor and he said yes. While I was dozing off I was woken by said man/girl shoving a big black dildo up his back package, I told him I wasn't that way inclined (which he should of realised as I'd told him why I was in Norwood Junction), he left his phone number on the side for me (he was called Lucy) I left it there but stole his Coldplay album for taking libertys.

So that's my homosexual experinance although it was merely in a viewing capacity.

[gertcha EFM]

Nah, there is another story. I'll pm you what I think it is. I won't post your answer on here, but be honest.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Replied with honesty!

[gertcha EFM]

Appreciated.