Incident At The Bridge

[Uncle Urchin]

I am led to believe that the stadium at Bridge Avenue was besieged yesterday by non league players clambering to sign for the club ahead of todays pre season commencement. Reports coming in late yesterday stated that over 500 players coaches and managers attempted to storm the administration offices and grab handfuls of registration forms. Large bribes were being offered to the staff as the unruly mob forced their way into the clubhouse and refused to move until the Hx management team read their CV's..

 

It is rumoured that JoLo and Billy managed to escape clutching a tesco carrier bag stuffed with 'paper'...they were later seen entering the mercedes showroom in Romford laughing hysterically.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

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Uncle Urchin said:
I am led to believe that the stadium at Bridge Avenue was besieged yesterday by non league players clambering to sign for the club ahead of todays pre season commencement. Reports coming in late yesterday stated that over 500 players coaches and managers attempted to storm the administration offices and grab handfuls of registration forms. Large bribes were being offered to the staff as the unruly mob forced their way into the clubhouse and refused to move until the Hx management team read their CV's..

It is rumoured that JoLo and Billy managed to escape clutching a tesco carrier bag stuffed with 'paper'...they were later seen entering the mercedes showroom in Romford laughing hysterically.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Any idea who started these rumours Unc? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

fck knows...turned out it was the havering borough school athletics day.....gossip's a terrible thing aint it.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

poor old JoLo was just getting a new belt for the mower from the mountfield centre next to the merc garage...

 

I don't know....who starts all this slanderous tittle tattle.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

I was part of said show...in 1966!!!!

[Clocksider]

....kin hell! Me too. I won the long jump that year and did the 100 yards (yes, yards) as well.

 

How come we never spoke of this before?

[Big J R]

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Uncle Urchin said:


poor old JoLo was just getting a new belt for the mower from the mountfield centre next to the merc garage...

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

My mower always manages to keep her trousers up !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

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Uncle Urchin said:


I don't know....who starts all this slanderous tittle tattle.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I thought that 'tittle tattle' and 'trite drivel' were banned on this messageboard Unc.

"Off with their heads" or any other parts of their persons which wont be missed very much! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />