LEFT OR RIGHT FOOT???

[Jerry Springer]

Being a lazy arsed left footed player myself I have always been teased and lambasted about my weaker leg!

Over the years I've endured physical and verbal abuse from right footed players with no skill;

 

A few quotes:

1.You stand on it so kick with it [****!!****].

2.Show him down the line!

3.Im right footed and I can use my left.

4.What was that?

5.Yeah but Davor Suker was Pro!!!

 

Such insults only strengthen my resolve.

Heres a thought everyone used to say that Andy Cole was [****!!****] cos he missed 3 before scoring 1, yet still managed to become 2nd highest prem goalscorer.

Now I'm one footed and proud, I destroy anyone i play againest so just imagine if i was two footed like Enzo Scifo???

 

Sorry about the Rambling but look who I play 4!!!

[smallsy]

and your favourite sport is interracial sex!!! that is class.

[Jerry Springer]

yOU LIKE THAT ONE SMALLMAN

[smallsy]

i absolutely loved it. was p1ssing myself. all the people in the office didnt know where to look!!

[Jerry Springer]

REMEMBER YOUR STREET SOCCER TEAM YOU HAD JAMIE GAY IN IT BUT NOT ME!! I HATE YOU LIKE A SPOT ON YOUR KNOB!!

[smallsy]

jamie brings goals and defensive qualities. was a justified choice and i stick by him.

[Boycie01]

And don't forget Jerry, Maradonna was only left footed....mind you you are slower and fatter than him

[smallsy]

maradona had a good touch where as jerry doesnt