One For Colin Zeal!!

[Webbo MFI]

Obviously add a name as appropriate but I kind of like it as it is!!

 

Some years ago, a sultan who had six children, all girls, began to

despair as he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son and heir.

 

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one

side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall

get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."

Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him American

Airlines.

 

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to

one side.

"Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get

for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting

to do anything halfway, his father bought him The Princess Cruise

Lines.

 

Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one

side.

"Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you

want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch

cartoons."

Not wanting to look a cheapskate, his father bought him disneyworld

and their theatres, where he watched all his favourite cartoons.

 

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one

side.

"Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I

shall get for you." His son, who was by now really into the Disney cartoons, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit."

 

Not wanting to appear to be tight, his father bought

him Tottenham Hotspur football club.

 

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[SteveP]

For Colin??

 

Both my teams were 2 up at half time and lost 3-2!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yes, thanks for that Webbo. 2-1 up with about 10 minutes to go?? Seems Spurs got a touch of the Forest Green's!! <img src="/forums/images/icons/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Forest green is banned on this board!