I am New..

[Uncle Urchin]

show me the bristols libberkins and if they're up to scratch I'll buy you a nice versace sack.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Keemo]

no way, you're far too ugly <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[theofficeboy]

Ha ha. Excellent. Looks like something out of Cabaret!

[deano1197]

support the boro down the road

[Uncle Urchin]

watch out for the rush deano.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

Yeah you should fit in well at Rumford Heidi and wont look out of place at all.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

P.S Andy will be on here later. He thinks your looooooovely.....

[TB&G]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
don't start her orf on that one DE...its bad enough the urchinetts exposing themselves in the wine cellar every time I go in there... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bet they don't pop their corks for EVERY guy they meet tho Unc!

They must choose the special select vintage.

With vintage being the operative word of course. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

Quote:

Heidi said:
i am upset. do you think i am ugly?

Do you think Andy will still like me?

Of course he will my dear.

Just as much as he likes Teddy and Mr Plod the Policeman..

Beep, beep!

[Keemo]

I'm sure Heidi and Andy would make a lovely couple..

[Lightweight]

So Zody deserves to be there. Go on Unc do him a favour thats all he talks about. It would make his day, month, season.

[Lightweight]

Quote:

burnhamnumber1 said:
uncle can i be in your dream team please??

See above Unc. Make a bald fat man happy. Zody that is. Although I'm fat and bald. With a stutter and a limp and I've been known to lick the occasional window. And am also a manic depressive, but with a cheery outlook on life.

[Lightweight]

And also I have a wooden leg that faces the wrong way . So I walk in circles all day. Plus I'm dyslexic not that I would no that as I cant read,And I'm also indesicive but I'm not so sure about that. Please for feck sake put Zody in your dream team.God I"m turning into the two Ronnies, and plus I have a split personality. I would have said I have scitso scitsopren. but as i said I'm dyslexic.

[The Monk]

Oh god no....it's another brown paper bag job....

[Bridge]

You must be used to that PM.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Heidi]

My Mother tells me i am good looking!!

 

Y did Andy not send me message?

[Keemo]

Yr mother should have gone to Specsavers....

[Uncle Urchin]

andy joined the french foreign legion this morning my dear....

 

but don't take it personally...I am sure it was nothing to do with your picture... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

Wow what a partnership Unc. Andy and Claude van Damme.

 

Death to all Riffs I say.

 

And Vietcong.

 

But does the legion still exist.

 

I'm just going to check it out.

[TB&G]

Yes they do apparently.

 

By the way who the HELL is Andy? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

fck knows...we just made him up for heidi... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />