Tuesday evening conversation

[Southport - TOWNER]

"son what you wearing tonite"

[Nikki 50/50]

"dad, what is the dress code"

 

-Son Of Gazza

[Southport - TOWNER]

"well son, it is obviously white trainers, maybe the jeans that are too tight, and maybe a cool polo shirt"

 

Gazza (tight butt)

[Nikki 50/50]

"sounds totally Chav-y dad, i'm loving it! What colour polo shirt are you wearing?!"

 

Son Of Gazza

[Southport - TOWNER]

"well my baby lilac one is in the laundry, so maybe my favourite baby blue, what about you, "son of gazza""

[Nikki 50/50]

"Well if your wearing your Baby Blue i MUST wear my Baby Pink one! Its my favourite shirt, EVER!"

 

Son Of Gazza

[Southport - TOWNER]

"i'm not sure about that, "son of Gazza" how about that nice salmon pink one, you old trout"

[Nikki 50/50]

"i dont have any Salmon ones, only pretty baby pink ones! Oh and daddy, next week u have to gel your hair into the latest Chav styleee"

 

Son Of Gazza

[Southport - TOWNER]

"but I've hardly got any hair, anyway "SOG" that settles it, the uniform for part timers is white trainers (like dad) tight blue jeans, and a girlie top (as long as mummy doen't know) are you going "charlie dimmock"?

[Nikki 50/50]

"cant go Charlie Dimmock, i only have pea nuts, it was SUCH good fun, do you think Dad will let us go play next week? Maybe we could change our lives and buy our first beers ever!!"

[Gazza]

Was goin to wear a 1970's one size too small little known gaudy footie shirt but didnt want to clash with others!!!!!

 

Salmon pink is the future.... Ive seen it!

Powder blue actually!

 

No dont try it ST, it would clash with your grey hair!!!

 

Dad tell them....

[Southport - TOWNER]

" oh SOG, i woke up this morning and ached all over, I'm not used to hard work like those other men, even the girls put me to shame; i betta not go sunday as there is even more work to do, well at least I managed to get free beer," Gazza

[Mr Happy]

This thread is priceless. I haven't laughed that much since the last Juniorism!

[Gazza]

Time:10am

ST gets out of his pit to go to his part time job, complaining of aching due to actually having to do something last night as there was too many people for him to hide from.

He was also witnessed running (in his TK. MAXX trainers) to the car last night saying he had to get home & he had no money on him!!

 

Squeak, Squeak!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Quote:

Gazza said:
Time:10am
ST gets out of his pit to go to his part time job, complaining of aching due to actually having to do something last night as there was too many people for him to hide from.
He was also witnessed running (in his TK. MAXX trainers) to the car last night saying he had to get home & he had no money on him!!

Squeak, Squeak!

actually part timer ST arrives in MK office @ 7:30, works his ******** off gets home in time to miss Eastenders (phew) and start shopping for a blouse like yours!

[Gazza]

Exactly 07:30 pah, part timer! Some of us had done 3 hrs by then!

 

"Works his ......... off"

 

Didnt have to answer the phone as well as fileing did you?

[Nikki 50/50]

yeah but Gaz, what time you finish?

[Nikki 50/50]

next season will see whos the bigger part time supporter, with southport promoted they'll have away games closer to home so how many Town games will be missed because of?

[Nikki 50/50]

Quote:

Mr Happy said:
This thread is priceless. I haven't laughed that much since the last Juniorism!

what is that supposed to mean!

i havent had one in ages!

[Gazza]

Never, even when I leave im on call!!