Bye bye Molly

[Lightweight]

After a trip away to sunnier climes. The Lightweights were saddend to find that there 5 yr old King Charles Spaniel Molly had been bought by AFC Hx. "It came as a quite a shock" said Lightweight."Particuarly as they have bought my house and its contents too" A long term fan of 3 seasons from Hx said "We didn't need these things, but we bought them anyway. Lightweight who know resides in a cardboard box at the back of Woolworths mused philosophically" that he still has his pride".......Ah! no as they have bought that too.

[Clocksider]

Nice one mate. Hope you all had a good holiday.

[Lightweight]

Cheers how was the States ?

[theofficeboy]

Ha! very good Lightweight. I see we slipped up by failing to purchase your humour as well.

 

I'm not sure what other clubs in the ESL thought we would do for next season? We didn't lose 2 or 3 players, we lost our ENTIRE first team.

 

Can I have your permission to go on the Ryman Prem and Conference forums and use a similar script to yours above, but in our name?

 

By the way, we got Molly on a Bosman because of the age rule <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

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theofficeboy said:

I'm not sure what other clubs in the ESL thought we would do for next season? We didn't lose 2 or 3 players, we lost our ENTIRE first team.

That was very careless of you TOB. You should have been more watchful!

Perhaps you should have hired Sir Zody to protect your squad's virginity.

I'm sure that would have done the job for you.

Probably by giving the offending player/s a strong belt to keep them in line (probably a chastity one would have been the best option) whenever necessary.
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Up the Boro!

[Lightweight]

Cheers TOB. Nice to see your no slouch yourself on the humour front. I would be honoured if you would use my humble posting.