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gertcha EFM

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CANV EFM Newbie

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thorns has always erred on the illegal side of the fairer sex..

i imagine he is the kind of bloke who would barf at the sight of the stretch mark.. i personally have zero int in running anything in at my age.. ill take something with some miles on the clock , preferably with a few of those miles off road..

for example racheal stevens.. very atrractive lovely body but she just aint got 'it'

madonna .. out of warranty with signs of rust but would be totally different gear

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In the 55-65 category, I always reckoned Cilla Black would be the one for me. Wonder what sort of a grind she would make?

 

45-55 was always Carol Voorderman, but I've gone off her in recent years.

 

With regards to the 'miles on the clock', I had a bit of a romp with a 39-year old a few years back, and you're absolutely right. Dirty as fk - she was getting a load off one of my female work-mates about ten minutes earlier (unfortunately not at the same time, though that's the closest I've been to a threesome I reckon!).

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Zealster ~soul~ said:


Jimmy and Jo within two years, without a doubt!


Maybe sooner than you think. Word reaches me that he's whisking the good lady away for a romantic weekend.

He was also spotted leaving Ratners in Hatfield town centre this morning.


Yeah, me and Emma have been pretty sure about this for a while now. I was surprised when I heard news on an EFM engagement to hear that it was Fiona and John. Would have bet my last penny on Jimmy and Jo.

I reckon there'll definitely be an engagament before the year's out, though I'm surprised Jimmy was spotted in Ratners. Didn't think local journo's earned enough to shop anywhere as classy as that.
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Well I for one am not marrying. God, I hated being with my ex and that was only for 15 months, never mind the rest of my life. Being 'under the thumb' is the worst torture to a man possible! And when were only after one thing, just think to yourself, is it worth it? Anyway how are these geezers taking life under the thumb?

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[****!!****] off you inbred! I know you wish you could of come and seen cousins, or is that mothers? or brothers? Oh well, your families are too confusing, just go back in your caravan. If your lucky somebody might move it for you. then you wont have to save up all year for some petrol. Life lives on after your family you know! Oh and essex as well <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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The MAD and CANV show! Quality!

 

Oh and Zeal, Baxter's all yours!!

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do me a favour MAd.. i doubt if you have made it past the gate at the bottom of your parents back garden ..

your new found love of talking about booze merely confirms my suspicions that your have had your first can of top deck and are still many years away from being able to drive your first lowered nova..

as for caravans, well if i had one mad you can rest assured it would similar to the one on meet the fockers.. though wasnt that a 12a rated film.. you may have to wait untill its on itv in a couple of years before you are allowed to see it..

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