XFM Night

[Electric ~soul~]

Okay, list of who's coming out for my birthday...

 

Definitely

Thornsy

Myself

Gertcha

Laz

Libro

Libro's Aussie bird

Lawyer

Pete

 

Maybe

Tracey

Yellow Army

Vicky Baxter & chum

Laura

My mate Tom from Harpenden

Jimmy Lawrence

Thornsy's bird who we're not allowed to mention, but he's getting a shag off her tonight in a seedy hotel room!!

 

Anyone else?

 

Gertcha - I think you should get Debbie Jock along too!

[gertcha EFM]

I'll text her today mate.

 

Is that the 40 year old Thorsny is doing ? I can't keep up.

 

 

Yellow is a definate I thought, just have to make sure he stays for the club. He can always kip at EFMTFTV's gaff and head back to Essex the next day.

[Electric ~soul~]

No, it's the bird from the Carter board who lives out west somewhere who we're not allowed to mention by name.

 

The one he was trying deperately for about three hours to pull last week at the Jim gig.

[gertcha EFM]

Oh, her is her name Mel ? I wish I could have recorded that effort. It was great fun to witness.

 

So what is going on with the 40 year old ? backburner ?

[Electric ~soul~]

Not sure. I guess Friday's are no good for her, as her state pension will have run out by the end of the week.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The seedy hotel room girl as you so eligantly put it won't be coming, I shall be alone!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Beavers and Neil will be coming as well. Is Tom's bird an Aussie?

[gertcha EFM]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
The seedy hotel room girl as you so eligantly put it won't be coming, I shall be alone!

40 year old ? or Melanie ?

[Electric ~soul~]

You been blown out? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Yeah, she's Orstralian.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Neither and no I haven't been blown out by either, I choose to come alone!

[Electric ~soul~]

So, why's she not coming tonight?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Who?

[Electric ~soul~]

Are you doing a 'Claire' on me, acting all innocent??

 

The girl who you spent several hours trying to pull last week.

The one who we're not allowed to talk about who read this board.

The one who you told me you were meeting up with this weekend to have sexual intercourse with.

[gertcha EFM]

I think I know the one you mean.

 

Is she from the South West ?

 

This is a bit like the old Top 10 at Ten game in a way.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You said "why is she not coming tonight?", she is <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

It was just bizarre in the context of the thread as we're talking about your birthday

[Electric ~soul~]

Aaah! Now I understand!!

 

So it's all still on for tonight, then!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[gertcha EFM]

so the 40 year old has saved some of her pension and she is getting some Thorns action after all.

 

Won't the Carter bird be upset ?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No-ones getting anything yet and yes it is all still on for tonight.

[Electric ~soul~]

Excellent.

 

Now don't forget to take some protection, mate. After all, lack of a johnny cost you a shag with that 40-year-old, did it not?

 

Just as well Amanda is not so bothered about your STDs, or you'd have missed out there too!!

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Your getting the stories mixed up but I'll refrain from elaberating as discression is important to some women <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />