Zeppelin Signs For Decca

[mmmmmmm meat is back]

It has been announced today that Zody Zeppelin, the International Rock Superstar and Fashion Icon has signed a ten album deal with Record Producers Decca.

 

Arsen Likka, The Austrian based Chief Executive of Decca said in a press statement earlier today

 

'We may have missed the Beatles but we were determined to secure the talents of Zody Zeppelin, his first album entitled 'Balloons Above Rush Green' will be on the shelves prior to christmas and we expect it to shoot straight to No 1 in the album charts'

 

In a further announcement Zody Zeppelin has agreed to perform live at Rush Green Super Bowl in front of a sell out audience of 75. Zody said

 

'I am determined to put something back into my home town now I am in International Rock Star and I must raise funds for my beloved Romford FC. This concert will raise enough money to improve the standards of Romford FC so they can compete with the mighty Hornchurch, our bitter rivals'

 

In a further statement Sir Paul Mcartney said

 

'Its about time Decca got it right, Zody Zeppelin is destined to become the next International Rock Icon'

 

Reuters

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You forget to mention that the other members of his famous group are Boroman playing the through train seat and Coup on the alto wine glass. Boro Fan will provide all the trite drivel backing.