Coltrane Masterminds Romford Coup

[mmmmmmm meat is back]

It has been announced today that Zody Coltrane the Internationally renowned Football agent and ex-Hollywood heartthrob has masterminded the transfers of Adi Akinbyi and John Fashnu to next years red hot favourites for the all powerful Essex Senior League Favourites Romford FC.

 

In a statement made earlier today at his sumptous penthouse office complex in Havering, Zody said

 

'It was important for the good people of Romford that we kept one step ahead of these chancers from Hornchurch, these transfers shall ensure our dominance of Essex Football for years to come, I wouldn't be at all surprised if we made a clean sweep of all trophies this season now we have secured the services of these young and promising players''

 

The consideration for the transfers was reputed to be into seven figures and Zody confirmed

 

'Money is not important when pride is at stake, we really must ensure that our community based club spends its money wisely but likewise ensure that it can compete with the best, and the Urchins are the best'

 

Reuters

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looking forward to tormorrow to read the latest developments in the world of Zody, god he leads such an exciting life