Feeling Suicidal

[Kel]

'Er Indoors is working tonight so I'm stuck here with the kids who are bored with me already. I just flicked the telly on & was confronted with the Eurovision Song Contest. Wot the fck is that all about?! Is the British songwriting industry officially dead, or do we deliberately try to lose so we don't have to host the fcker next year? And who are those 2 tw@ts hosting the thing? I'm told there was a semi-final held last night and loads of countries were knocked out. There must be a compilation album out there somewhere! Discuss.

[Guest]

Kel

 

Every word you wrote is bang on.

 

I think you should be an author, the only difference between me and you is the five cans of stella and four scotches that I have had.

 

Otherwise I would have shhhhed exactly the same.

[Guest]

I fink ornchurch are shhhhit team, but me and you kel are mates, through thick and thin while all those f**king single fellahs are down the pub on a saturday night, ere we are stuck at ome oldin the fort while them wimmin ave f88cked of to bingo leavin us poor busturds to mind the kids

 

I luv ya man!!!

 

Dont worry man I know what its like we ave been there togever, its more than football it MEN!!

 

You c^^nts havin fun on a saturday f^^k you all ya dont deserve to be our mates, do they Kes

 

Go on tell em Ken!

 

Kes! I mean.

[dr gas]

Ther is a compilation album of the euro song contest. Been out a few weeks, more than likely [****!!****]

[Kel]

Back at you. Just had to resolve a dispute over a game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey". What kind of life is this? I'd normally still be in the bar after the game at this time, but now I'm actually looking forward to watching the highlights of a 0 - 0 draw between 2 teams I couldn't give a toss about. Oh God!

[dr gas]

At least pin the tail is more xciting then fa cup. FA standing for f%&k all....

[Guest]

F^^K the Donkey man!!

 

Malta are looking good!

 

 

Maybe even those two poofs from Latvia

 

Does anyone have any tips on stopping the smell without actually geting involvedwith changing the little b^^stards.

[Kel]

Put them in the garden

[AbbeyMan]

An there's me thinking I was the only one who detests the Eurovision Song Contest. Why did you mention a compilation of the semis ? The beeb are making such garbage lately they will do anything to save a few quid so it will probably be next Saturday's 'entertainment'. (We won't even have reruns of footie to look forward to! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> )

 

Roll on the new season....

[Guest]

Kel Mate it worked, the little f^^kers are in the garden not only has the smell stopped so has the screaming, well it aint stopped but let the bitch next door sort em out while she is f^^king about with her roses.

[Kel]

Glad to be of assistance. Remember to bring 'em in before 'Er Indoors gets in, or before you fall over.

[Guest]

F^^k that i love it now, silence is golden!!

 

by the time she gets in i will be so pished it wont matter were the kids are.

 

F^^king Finland dont like as well as the rest of europe!

 

Null point

[Guest]

its us and cyprus with f^^ck all.

[Lightweight]

MOB Ireally feel you should take your own life now. I think it would be the best thing for everyone concerned. Good luck mate. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kel]

Ever wished you hadn't started something?

[Guest]

I am off to bed, can some one pick the kids up from the garden in the morning gnnights!!!!!!!

[Bridge]

Lightweight!!!

[Urchin fan]

excuse me for asking, but i thought this was the part of the forum for talking about footie matters ?...............

[Uncle Urchin]

its all part of our rehabilitation into essex grass roots footie for being naughty....

 

all these ESL clubs have receieved special dispensation from the piss stained blazers to post drivel all over our footie forum.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />