Anyone know a decent lawyer?

[Woody SUFC]

I need to sue Malc! My knee is bloody killing me after he attacked me (without me even doing anything for a change!) with a pool cue. I was just about to fall asleep so i was lying down on the tables and due to the shock i sat up and fell off the table and the table came crashing down after me...

 

So can i so and how much can i get? Then again as it's Malc i doubt i'd get much <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[mal316]

That is why they are called tables and not beds!!!

[Woody SUFC]

But sleeping in a chair is!?

 

Plus Star Wars EP-1 is NOT a classic!

[mal316]

But sleeping in a chair is what???

[Woody SUFC]

I think i meant a chair is okay to sleep in!

 

I was tired...i tried sleeping and some K nut wouldn't let me!

[SiD of WEFC]

Malc,

If this goes any further you might need some witnesses such as myself who saw Woody fall over while attempting to attack you with a table. Alternatively, Woody might want to settle out of court - like, handing over my caption competition prize, for example.....

 

SiD <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" />

[Woody SUFC]

I told you...it's in the shop SiD

[Martin]

If you still have back pain in three months you can get £1,000 minimum. I'll let you have a card at the next derby game....

 

But then again getting money out of Malc will probably be like getting blood from a stone.

[Woody SUFC]

But a damn sight easier than Slough i bet!