Just a thought, but...

[coupwotcoup]

...when we play the Gherkins at home, do we have to supply a Helicopter pad?

[Uncle Urchin]

if you want me there....yes.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[theabbeyabbott]

What a plum

[Uncle Urchin]

look abbeynut...you are obviously attempting to make yourself into an instant forum hero by stalking me....do yourself a favour and drop the idea as you will only make a fool of yourself....

 

such dazzling witty posts as

 

'you're a plum'... and....'another plum post'... and....'pay your bills'...(thats the most original and side splitting)... will surely have the urchin faithful and the other nonleagueuk posters on their knees with larfter.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Lightweight]

To be honest Unc no one knows about your affairs but you. People only know what they read about in the papers(Huh!) and gossip.(And lets face it football gossip is the worst) But you and your club are very news worthy. It's just like a soap opera. But I think everyone should lay off the finance jibes etc as i think it's far too personal.

[Uncle Urchin]

thanx LW....I/We understand the interest in the clubs affairs especially our current status....a soap opera indeed and a new chapter about to begin...

 

good for a larf..?...of course it is and we would be no different...when the mighty fall the less than mighty larf and feel more secure...human nature and a national trait....

 

the boundaries of football banter and personal abuse are however clear for most civilised and decent people...sadly these forums allow uninformed less than decent people to attack others personally at will....thats the way it is and it won't change....

 

as an aside....we are looking forward to our duals with you next year and the crowds should be excellent... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

I agree, many dont have the balls to say it face to face, but behind this screen or moan to one another instead off helping to solve problems or moving forward. gurrrrrrrrrrrrr, dont start me off on HELP REQUIRED

[theabbeyabbott]

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Uncle Urchin said:
look abbeynut...you are obviously attempting to make yourself into an instant forum hero by stalking me....do yourself a favour and drop the idea as you will only make a fool of yourself....

such dazzling witty posts as

'you're a plum'... and....'another plum post'... and....'pay your bills'...(thats the most original and side splitting)... will surely have the urchin faithful and the other nonleagueuk posters on their knees with larfter.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well I can see why you got the hump now. UU I can assure I'm having no personal digs at anyone on here, how I can I don't know you for starters and if I did then you would laugh like all the others......Some of the Townies have made a lot worse statements to me than Ive wrote and we just get on with it. I can't be an instant hero Ive been on here ages? I put what a plum not your a plum.........as for making a fool you obviously are a big player who seems to want to make sure everyone knows who the big boys are to me...Fair enough no prob, Ill go back to having a laugh with the Townies. Just thought you might join in, like we all do and not take it seriously on here......

[Uncle Urchin]

if you take the trouble to read my previous posts and my other recorded info abbeynut you will see that I do indeed (like most other urchins) enjoy a larf on here and enjoy the banter...I do however draw the line at snide posts aimed at individuals....especially innaccurate posts...

 

you decided to tell the world that I should 'pay my bills'...I asked you to substantiate that false claim and as yet you haven't....

 

you have now 'apologised' on another thread and that is the end of the matter...

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[Lightweight]

So back to the helicopter pad. If we mark out a big h with tracksuits in the centre circle will that suffice. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[theabbeyabbott]

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Uncle Urchin said:
if you take the trouble to read my previous posts and my other recorded info abbeynut you will see that I do indeed (like most other urchins) enjoy a larf on here and enjoy the banter...I do however draw the line at snide posts aimed at individuals....especially innaccurate posts...

you decided to tell the world that I should 'pay my bills'...I asked you to substantiate that false claim and as yet you haven't....

you have now 'apologised' on another thread and that is the end of the matter...
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Ok but my post wasnt aimed at individuals like i said I dont know anyone there ....
Can I withdraw my resignation!

[Uncle Urchin]

go on then abbeynut...withdraw your resignation or else we'll never hear the last of it...I can just see the NLP front page next Sunday

 

UU bullies ESL supporters on Forum......... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

but you're staying in my forum dream team for a week or so to ensure complete rehabilitation.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

and by the way...keep that new urchins shirt in the drawer for a few more weeks or else people will start talking.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

as for the helipad...well usually the 'H' is marked by scantily clad dancing girls but I expect thats a bit much to ask for in the ESL so red carpets in an 'X' will suffice... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Lightweight]

Thats where your wrong Unc we had some rampant hot tottie at our last home game. That went by the name of pulse. And bloody good they were. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

right then...thats decided I shall be there and you shall engage 'pulse' to attend to me.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

have we forgotten something Uncle, I thought you was my guest, not lights, light bog off, Uncle's my mate <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wiggle.gif" alt="" />

[TB&G]

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Uncle Urchin said:
right then...thats decided I shall be there and you shall engage 'pulse' to attend to me.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Will you want to take them Unc or will you want them to take you.

By the way. Wouldn't it be more suitable if we marked the heclipopter pad with a U.

Or better still why don't you come by bicycle like the rest of us.