Hair Appointment

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Is that Dave?

[gertcha EFM]

James Bond had nothing on the man. Mr Smooth himself.

 

Very entertaining to watch.

[gertcha EFM]

and the band was good to.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

What was I doing?

 

I came up with a good one earlier, her throat is knackered so I said she needed somebody elses saliva to heal it.

[Electric ~soul~]

Yeah. Good one.

 

Very 'Jimmy Carr'-like wit!!

 

 

[gertcha EFM]

I'd have offered her up something else. Surprised you didn't.

[Electric ~soul~]

Golden shower?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It was sent in a text this morning, if it was last night she would of got that (gertcha's implication rather than Zeals)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

She's actually on her way to meet me at work!

[Electric ~soul~]

Which one? The 40-year old or the forbidden fruit from last night??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

forbidden fruit!

[Electric ~soul~]

Blimey - so which of the two would you prefer if a) push came to shove and the fruity (no pun intended!) one didn't already have a fella??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Erm, I don't really know either to make a decision. 40 is quite a mental barrier though even if you don't look it.

Might just carry on looking, the weekend is here !!!!

[Electric ~soul~]

Well, it sounded like you needed to put a lot more effort into pulling the one last night (a hell of a lot of effort, so I've been told!) than you did the one on Saturday.

 

Which tells me that the one on Saturday was an easy lay, therefore not girlfriend material, as opposed to the one last night who obviously needs to be asked a few dozen times before giving a virtual stranger a blow job.

 

Yeah. You're right. Look elsewhere.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I hardly put in any effort last night, she was snogging me as soon as we were out of eyeshot, I think we both knew our intentions.

I didn't snog Saturdays until I went back to her's, a good couple of hours after meeting her.

I didn't sleep with Saturdays, she's pencilled in for next Friday though

[Electric ~soul~]

Sorry mate - no offence meant.

 

Was just trying to say I reckon you can do better.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No offence taken.

 

I will do better as well <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[gertcha EFM]

Quote:

EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
I hardly put in any effort last night, she was snogging me as soon as we were out of eyeshot, I think we both knew our intentions.
I didn't snog Saturdays until I went back to her's, a good couple of hours after meeting her.
I didn't sleep with Saturdays, she's pencilled in for next Friday though

Fk me, if that is no effort, then I'd love to be around to see you actually try. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[gertcha EFM]

I actually thought Jim had done a new backing track called:

 

'Forbidden Fruit', make sure you stay with us for the Stereoworld.

 

which was played through the speakers next to me throughout his entire solo set.

[Tommy Collins]

He told me that Bob Kylie was coming in to see him at work. Surely Gordon's not sunk so low as to do the 'choo-choo train in the tunnel' with the head of TfL?

 

Dying his hair all the colours of the tube map was the clue fellas.