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GHA EFM

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Ladies and gentlemen. The one, for whom spouting infinite pearls of wisdom comes more naturally than drinking a pint of Guinness (or two) in Ireland, has returned. I, the Grand High Aviator of Cool (known from here on as GHA) have finished My travels for the moment. Armed with 2 City shirts, I have taken in 4 countries in 2 continents. I have come back older, wiser, more philosophical and more insane than ever before. The GHA you used to know has gone. An incredibly similar GHA has replaced Him.

There were good times, surreal times, great times, and times I don't remember. But for now, GHA has returned.

The white horses of Rossnarlough have been left behind. I return to find the mighty Saints in the same position as they were after the Heybridge game, apparently playing the same level of quality football as the Aylesbury game. Altogether now..: 'We..are..top ' the league, say we are top ' the league!!!'

Played 6, won 6. 6 and O, as they say. A record start to the season. The team are playing well, together, cohesively, as a unit. It's the best I have seen them play for a long time. The best goal difference in the league. The signs are there. The quality is there. The consistency? Time will tell. That's enough about the football, however. Let's not turn this into a football-related message board. That would be stupid.

The worst part of my travelling was my return flight from Dublin's fair city. In the classic Nick Hornby book, Fever Pitch, the author describes how he would hate to die during a season, because he would never know how events turned out. I'm not the biggest fan of flying, but flying whilst the City are playing Canvey Island was not pleasant. Another annoying thing was realising that I would have to sift through many a silly post on this board. My thoughts were proved correct. And so, from off the top of my head, here are some thoughts. Some are recent, some are not.

Rob the Saint: St. Alban (EFM) was not referred to as Alban the Saint. Any Saint is always called St. (n), where (n) is the name of the Saint. So why are you called Rob the Saint?? Surely it should be St. Rob??

AFF: Who do you keep waving this 'commission' malarky at?

AFF and HelenC: With regards to the prediction league. Don't get yourselves too comfortable up there at the top of the table.

R. Zimmerman: You've spelt Prediction wrong.

Webbo: Keep up the good work. Oh, by the way, I'm not sure they 'do' the internet out in the sticks in Sandridge. It's a bit 'new-fangled.'

Retarded Turtle: Second favourite hack?? I'm not too sure about that one. What season are you in now, anyway?

Trevinho (world cup name): When does the world cup end again?

saints64mad: sssshhhhhh sshh sh sh....bedtime

That's all for this message. I've written too much for one post really. That won't get me anywhere. Look at CZ and CANV.

See you in another thread.

Love and kisses

The Grand High Aviator of Cool

aka

Grand High Aviator

aka

GHA

P.S. Guinness does taste better in Ireland.

P.P.S. Sex wax isn't what it sounds like.

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