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[EUFC superb]

I'm in the cricket team!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

We're playing willimington grammar tomorrow.

I'll let you know how we get on.

[Stu M]

Thanks.

 

Tomorrow can't come quick enough... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[FleetFanatic]

Let's have a mini prediction league;

 

Team outcome,

Gnfc superb's batting score,

How he gets given out,

Attendance.

 

Team loses

2 runs

lbw

23 parents and a cleaner

[Stu M]

Erm, I know nowt about cricket but:

 

1. Team loses

2. -4 runs awarded to the other team for a particularly silly running style

3. The aliens land and reclaim him, taking him back to his home planet

4. Four. Two dogs, a pied wagtail and a disoriented homing pigeon.

[chris blanc]

I too know nothing about cricket but:

 

1. Team wins

2. GNFC scores a double century

3. The crowd goes crazy, holds him aloft, his arms in the air victorious, he gets struck by lightning and incinerated. We don't hear about it, assume he was out for a duck and mock him way after he's laid to rest.

4. loads, although mostly ambulance drivers and undertakers.

[Harry J Allstars]

I don't care.

[Jimmy]

They lose.

Superb scores 5.

Bowled.

Only Superb's Dad is there.

[Number 8]

I also know nothing about 'Cricket'..!

 

They forfeit the match

Superb scores with the umpire

Caught out - by the umpires partner

77 pigeons and a pigeon loving crow..

 

I really am ashamed that I don't know the rules or know how to play... My missus asked me what the scoring meant when it came on the news and I 'lied' to her.. I had to save face, I'm a blokey..!!

[chris blanc]

Any game that you can play for 6 hours score 374 and draw all the time is pointless if you ask me.

[Slartibartfast]

The team wins

Superb doesn't bat

no loss of wicket

4 spectators (none of whom are actually watching)

[EUFC superb]

we lost i was not out for nought off three balls about 5 parents. And i made about 5 fielding mistakes

[chris blanc]

did you score?

[EUFC superb]

no but we got 77 off 20 overs and our top scorer only scored 6 <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Must have been a lot of no balls & byes then?

[EUFC superb]

well .............. you could say that. In fact you should say that! In other words we got tonked! One of our bowlers bowled 20 no balls in one over

[chilled out entertainer]

give up, you lot suck. or kill that bowler!!

[EUFC superb]

if i'd have bowled then maybe .............

[FleetFanatic]

Quote:

gnfc superb said:
i was not out for nought off three balls

Quote:

chris blanc (GN said:
did you score?

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[David Holden]

Be fair, Chris did say he knew nothing about cricket.

[Hempstead Gaz]

Only with the young girl behind the pavilion. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />