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Theres a small section of grass over on the far side next to the lady who sells Tomato and Marmite wraps (mmmmmmmmm!!!) Its just opposite the Petrol guzzling maniac who sits facing the fence during the 2nd half of the 2nd half for luck... Kenny my basset hound will show you...He would like a copy of the Beano for showing you though??? K-E-N-N-Y.....(Cue the Basset Hound to walk on)....'Good boy...show this man his space"

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Well fancy that Mark Risley is at Bishop's Stortford now and Bobby George is at Banstead Athletic... Thought he was a tungsten hurler...

 

A minutes silence for Badgerbox and the gone but not forgotten TOTE....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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I have thought of a new song...

 

He plays in goal....its the keeper

He plays in goal....its the keeper

He plays in goal....He plays in goal....Its the keeper...Its the keeper...

 

 

K-E

K-E-E

K-E-E-P

K-E-E-P-E

K-E-E-P-E-R

 

 

yess

 

chimany,,,,chimany.....roundabout.....squibble.....half past eight.....squabble....thringhy....keeper....keeper.....market is every thurs, fri and sat...no counterfite goods mind....speel check wrong

 

 

toe it across the line..

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I am signing off...Goodnight to one and all....

 

Up the Town...

 

Oh I forgot about Queens Park Rangers..

 

What was my point???

 

Shut up you scally mank...

 

 

Kelvin Morton... 1/10

JJ ROSS.......7.5/10

 

Fish, A jumper (not a goal-post) 9/10

 

A small round like object.....Jackpot!!!

 

 

A ROONEY DOODY!!!

 

And there off...Its fist of fury away from Tonights the night followed closey by Yannick's problem and one + one.....Fist of fury still one furlong out....But here comes Marks Surprise....Marks Surprise on the stand side....from Fist of fury followed by De-Le Manic..Thats your 1-2-3 from your resident mad drunk man....Mr Unknown...

 

 

See ya

 

 

 

 

The best team in the land is in the eye of the beholder...

 

I'm not a Giraffe you know....

 

Bucket Head....

 

 

Boris....

 

 

Conservatism is not dead....

 

No but that sort of fabric went out in the 60'S son...

 

OH....ISN'T IT...

 

 

Crackling now...

 

What about that then??? A soap programme based in the East End thats completely rubbish....Oh its already been thought of...

 

IF YOU WANT TO I'LL CHANGE THE SITUATION...

 

 

Don't mention the Amarillo song....

 

Oh know???

 

Hamsterhead is coming...

 

Is this the way to Amarillo

Everynight the man was the king of football in his prime...

 

 

Cheers to the man who says cheers

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The above was brought to you in conjunction with Beer..

 

 

One day it will rank along side the great diaries of the worlds best authors...

 

Or i will be locked up for being a bit strange...

 

Kick start (who remembers Dougie Lampkin going over logs - tv gold!!!)

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