Fixtures for Next Season

[Gazza]

Tell him your hourly rate & call out charge first Cyclops!!

[coupwotcoup]

Well do I get 50% discount coz he has only one eye?

[AbbeyMan]

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coupwotcoup? said:
But more is to the point..why can't I get any sound on my PC? Yo the man apparently.

Are the speakers plugged in ??

I have some great real calls to an IT Helpdesk - will have to dig them out. Oh joy!

[coupwotcoup]

So are you the fat bald bloke??? Probably!

[AbbeyMan]

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coupwotcoup? said:
So are you the fat bald bloke??? Probably!

Absolutely... don't forget the filofax!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

[andyetfc]

Nottingham Forest play in the County of Nottinghamshire.

 

Notts (Nottinghamshire)County play in the city of Nottingham.

 

The only major Nottinghamshire team to play in Nottinghamshire are Notts County Cricket Club. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Tom S]

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Cyclops said:
Raith Rovers play in Raith Park. I know that's part of Kirkudbright these days,

You mean Kirkcaldy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Arkwright]

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andyetfc said:
Nottingham Forest play in the County of Nottinghamshire.

Notts (Nottinghamshire)County play in the city of Nottingham.

The only major Nottinghamshire team to play in Nottinghamshire are Notts County Cricket Club. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

What County is the City of Nottingham in then Andy?.

[theabbeyabbott]

Am I reading that right Ark?

[coupwotcoup]

Girls are from Venus, men are from Mars and Arsenal are from Woolwich!

[Cyclops]

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coupwotcoup? said:
Well do I get 50% discount coz he has only one eye?

One headlamp if you don't mind. OK, it's a big one cos it has to counterbalance the weight of the spare wheel.

[Cyclops]

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coupwotcoup? said:
But more is to the point..why can't I get any sound on my PC? Yo the man apparently.

Have you accidentally pulled the cable out the back of the soundcard? And if so, have you plugged it into the mic or line-in socket by mistake?

Have you accidentally switched the speakers off?

Has the soundcard (or onboard chip) gone wrong?

Have you muted the volume? I think there's an icon in the taskbar if you're using Windows and I vaguely remember you can call up the volume control panel by double clicking it. Sometimes you may find that if you enable sound from one source (e.g. microphone) it automatically mutes some of the others -- I think that's something to do with stopping you getting feedback.

Are you only missing sound from one source? If you find you can't get audio CDs to play, can you hear them by plugging headphones into the front of the CD or DVD player?

[Cyclops]

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Tom S said:

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Cyclops said:
Raith Rovers play in Raith Park. I know that's part of Kirkudbright these days,

You mean Kirkcaldy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I know. I was drugged up to the eyeballs with anti-flu stuff when I posted that.