need to get out more....

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26 things to do in a lift

 

) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the

shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go

back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong

ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know

what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After

awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then

scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if

they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they

hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures

and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't

panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut

up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,

Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,

without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,

"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

passengers.

23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,

"I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the

other passengers, "This is my personal space!"