A City mourns

[Rob_the_Saint]

The City of St Albans is in turmoil today with the tragic news that one of its finest football hooigans (sic) has announced his resignation from the largest and most notorious firm in the Ryman League.

 

Sniffer Thorns has decided to hang up his furry coat once and for all after declaring 'EFM just isn't fun any more'.

 

Best known for his antics at away games around the home counties, Thorns now plans to spend his time following obscure American rock bands and practicising for the all-England cider can lobbing event later this month.

 

Chairman John Gibson is reported as saying "I am absolutely devastated. I had arranged to have a friendly chat with him tonight but now I suppose it will never happen".

 

Marine flares will be lit in churches across the City tonight as a mark of respect and a minute's silence will be observed before the game with Canvey.

 

Sniffer Thorns is 28.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Love it!

 

Unfortiantly I've changed my mind!

[Webbo MFI]

doh!

[trevinho]

For & On Behalf Of EFM

 

I can confirm that Sniffer Thorns resignation was accepted this morning. This evening, he will have to stand on his own under the cover with the old men (cue jokes about me being an old man). A spokesman confirmed, "It's the end of an era but, to be honest, he's not a teenager any more. Even though he doesn't accept it.".

 

Sniffer Thorns IS 28.

[SAINTS64MAD]

Trev uaint even in EFM

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Trev is 30 on saturday!

[trevinho]

Yes, Colin. I'm exactly one year and eleven months older than you.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Wouldn't think so would you!

You've been a old man for years, while I just keep getting younger and younger!

Or am I having a crisis?

 

Answers on a postcard to my shrink!