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Harry J Allstars said:
Did any of you done the Chav test 2? 22% this time.

Have you ever been to Chelsea football club indeed!!!


Just found that one. Got 46%.

I think drinking a pint of lager before midday and eating a full English breakfast in Magaluff whilst wearing a Hackett shirt earned me a few bonus points mind.

I don’t see how shopping at Bluewater, reading the Daily Star or owning a bull terrier makes me more of a chav though.
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Harry J Allstars said:
Did any of you done the Chav test 2? 22% this time.

Have you ever been to Chelsea football club indeed!!!


Just found that one. Got 46%.

I think drinking a pint of lager before midday and eating a full English breakfast in Magaluff whilst wearing a Hackett shirt earned me a few bonus points mind.

I don’t see how shopping at Bluewater, reading the Daily Star or owning a bull terrier makes me more of a chav though.


I can see a debate opening up here. Doing those thing doesn't make you a chav, those are the things that chavs like to do. If a chavs bull terrier dies is he all of a sudden not a chav? No.

The chav is a way of life. In my oppinion chavs are people who don't care about other people. Their so angry and tied up in their own selfish little lives that they fail to realise that there is a world out there and a life is to be had.
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having my ringtone as a top 40 hit.



Dunno whatever happened the plain old 'ring' bit of a ringtone. Bleedin' R&B polyphonic chav nonsense interrupting my thought processes on the train...! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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First test...51%...
Don't know how eating a pot noodle can make me a chav, or having my ringtone as a top 40 hit.


You are now 61%....you get a bonus 10% for not realising the chaviness of pot noodle and ringtones. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

My ringtone is the sound of a phone ringing anything else would be as classy as a doorbell that plays beethovens fifth.
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