Hot off the press................

[BOROMAN]

........Rumours of a "tap up" were rife today after it transpires Boro Chairmam Sly Decorator and Burnham Ramblers star striker Slim Keyhole were seen eating together in the Romford Fish Bar.

 

It was reported that they mysteriously queued up behind each other for cod, chip, mushy peas, and large wally and the proceed to stand in the corner for a further half hour in deep discussion whilst both failing to pay attention to the amount of salt they were bestowing on their repsective chips.

 

An offical comment by Boro Secretary Ewen Colinson said "They both live in the same row of penthouse suites up on the Parkside Heights, and both use the same local restaurants". However a quote from an unnamed member of the Fish Emporium's portering staff says "Talking about nuffink.....my ar*e......bl*eding brown envolopes were exchanged and some mention was made of a geezer called Toady and millions of p*xy emails if Keyhole didn't sign"

 

A quote from a Burnham Offcial said "I doubt Slim would be able to see his way clear to do this, but I have my concerns, as there must be a reason for him not chosing the far superior fish restaurants of Burnham. If Decorator thinks he is coming back her to get the Brasted Trophy without a fight, then he's very much mistaken cause it's at Waltham Abbey"

[smallsy]

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[TB&G]

I detect the style of the Head of Hockley College of Manglish in this original written post.

 

Again!

[Ron Merlin]

Delightful, Boroman <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />