COUPLE CHOKED ON BREAKFAST

[GazzaBTFC]

This morning in Australia, a couple were found choking on their breakfast after witnessing a flag with the words Billericay written on it. The flag, the St. George's Cross, was shown on Sky television as part of thier promotion of the up and coming Ashes Test in England.

 

Sgt. Cobber of the Melbourne police said in a press conference, "this was designed to look like an accidental incident but we have had communications with the Essex Police and we believe that this could be a revenge attack following an incident with a frozen sausage last week. This has obviously now gone international and we must ask the general public to be aware or we'll be up the pole. This is a serious escalation of hostilities and not a flap about nothing".

 

Concerning the "Drive By Sausaging" incident, Superintendent Mash confirmed that there are further developments. "We have located the cool bag and are investigating her bangers as we speak"

[Big J R]

So it wasn't SAUSAGES that caused them to choke then, Gaz ???

[Ozbrit]

I miss a good old English banger and who was it that mentioned Cumberland and Lincolnshire? Well pack it in, they're amongst my favourites. In 10 months time I'll be visiting that award winning sausage Butcher in Rayleigh Road Hutton for a pound of his finest and fry 'em up at my sister in laws at Sunnymede.

[GazzaBTFC]

I think we have found the Drive By Sausager!!!!