Challenge Gazza

[Chopper]

gazza can southport use his zimmer frame in the race ! ha ha

[Southport - TOWNER]

the odds are stacked so heavily against you people are only betting on you as they know their money is safe!

[Gazza]

Chopper he would need a motorised one to get the length of the pitch!! haha

[MbrunoB]

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Compo said:
I'll back ol 5 bellies Gazza £5.

Cheers Compo my old sparring partner!
Thats £37 now Southport, what you got??
C'mon "whats in your locker"???

Who tought you to count,Junior? 30+2+5+5 =42. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Gazza]

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Compo said:
I'll back ol 5 bellies Gazza £5.

Cheers Compo my old sparring partner!
Thats £37 now Southport, what you got??
C'mon "whats in your locker"???

Who tought you to count,Junior? 30+2+5+5 =42. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Oh yeah, cheers Brunob you can join the team as my official accontant, I will pay you more than the average percentage!!

Personal trainer, accountant, now where did i put Max Cliffords number!!

Southport "whats in your locker"???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

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Compo said:
I'll back ol 5 bellies Gazza £5.

Southport "whats in your locker"???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

err, one old smelly sock, a jock strap, and a vest that my grandad left me....

plus a picture of Jordan.
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[Gazza]

Why have you got a picture of a Waltham Abbey player in your locker????

 

So Southport you back from the gym yet?

Did you manage 4 minutes today? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

 

So what workouts did you do tonight? Lifting pints with both arms?

 

EASY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />EASY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />EASY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

Nah, went on that steppy think, you know; you have to move your arms and legs all at the same time; yeah that's it.... the cross dresser! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Oiii Southport, ive heard milk turns quicker than you!

[Chopper]

it will take him at least 10mins to run the length of the pitch !

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

I fancy giving him a race with my dodgy knee!

[Nikki 50/50]

Chops- that all?! u couldnt do that in 10 mins!

[Gazza]

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Nah, went on that steppy think, you know; you have to move your arms and legs all at the same time; yeah that's it.... the cross dresser! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

So what time did you get down the gym last night ST??

Only i had my scouts out undercover & they reported back to me that you went past the gym straight to the slappers arms pub.....by car!!!!!

Rumour has it you are going to fein injury and withdraw!

[andyetfc]

Son. I have told you before not to mention your relationship with the uniformed scout group!

[Mr Happy]

I'm not supposed to tell you but ST wasn't in the gym last night. He was at the Abbey game. It was so poor that we left early and ended up in the Rose and Crown drinking Old Speckled Hen. Please don't tell him that I've told you all!

[Gazza]

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Son. I have told you before not to mention your relationship with the uniformed scout group!

Dad your matron at your nursing home has told me your on your final warning, as you keep chasing her with your woggle!

[Nikki 50/50]

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I'm not supposed to tell you but ST wasn't in the gym last night. He was at the Abbey game. It was so poor that we left early and ended up in the Rose and Crown drinking Old Speckled Hen. Please don't tell him that I've told you all!

he went this morning. why cant i call it 'speckled hen'?! got shouted at for that!

[Gazza]

Wonder if he managed 5 minutes this morning? so if he went this morning does that mean he has taken the day off to prepare for the big race??

 

Too little too late Southport, so are you going to resign from the race & admit I would have won anyway, due to me being altogether fitter, leaner etc etc etc?

[Hawkeye Pierce]

All together leaner. haha! NOT!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Gazza - you old f&rt, If you want ahead start then let me know, this lean mean fighting machine is ready for you!