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[Gazza]

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Southport - TOWNER said:
I see you disappered yesterday rather than make your way to the bar, "old short arms"!

Woah, who offered to buy you a beer before the game then? but you made my poor old Dad sort through his white fivers to sort out some pension money as to get you "another" beer in!

[Southport - TOWNER]

didn't know your dad was there, thought he was your younger brother!

[Nikki 50/50]

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Gazza said:

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Junior 50 said:
.....MISSSED THE BEST BIT OF THE DAY, KNOWING WE GOT THE RESULT WE NEEDED!!

NO,NO,NO The best bit of the day was later in the evening when I found out that Town's second goal was an OG!!!! So cancel that trip to the gym for me, you so quickly booked with Roy after you thought you had won the bet!

I knew my mate Kev wouldn't let me down!!!

Anyway a fit "young" man like me dont need visits to the gym with old boys who cant even manage 3 mins on a treadmill!!!

NO NO NO Gazza, i knew before i'd even come over to you, and then when u said it was Kev i agreed cus that meant u had to go to the gym and loose a few pounds!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
i knew it was an own goal when it was scored. Players seemed un happy that everyone thought it was an own goal, and im guessing Super Kev isnt chuffed either!!

[Southport - TOWNER]

bl**dy He££ Gazza, we all saw it was an og; we're you not watching the game!!!

[Gazza]

I saw Sooopa Kev rise like a salmon challenged by a Burnham defender & the ball looped into the net, naturally I thought it was another sublime piece of footballing wizardry by the legend, I was then attacked by several well wishing Towners knocking my tea from my hand, telling me that Kev really was SOOPA....(obviously I already knew this).....and then the other side of the goal (you included) started singing his name!!

So what was I suppose to believe, I've never seen Junior move so fast when I told her Soopa Kev had scored!

[Nikki 50/50]

haha, thats cus i knew u'd find out the truth eventually so thort i'd let Roy know straight away.

[Southport - TOWNER]

So what you are saying, Gazza, is you are too scared to go to the gym and try and get fit. must admit a big challenge for Roy Ausin "powers"!

[Gazza]

...... cus that meant u had to go to the gym and loose a few pounds!

 

Junior we both know that's not true, its clear Im as fit as a.......Soopa Town Legend!!

100m in 12.1 secs in my heyday I'll have you know, & that was only 26 years ago!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/jigga.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

[Gazza]

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Southport - TOWNER said:
So what you are saying, Gazza, is you are too scared to go to the gym and try and get fit. must admit a big challenge for Roy Ausin "powers"!

Not scared ST, just dont want to waste Roy's time, as I dont need to try & get fit as I already am!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Nikki 50/50]

Bull.

[Southport - TOWNER]

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Gazza said:

...... cus that meant u had to go to the gym and loose a few pounds!

Junior we both know that's not true, its clear Im as fit as a.......Soopa Town Legend!!
100m in 12.1 secs in my heyday I'll have you know, & that was only 26 years ago!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/jigga.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

shouldn't that be yards? and you got it wrong in the conversion, you have 2 to many zeros' after the 1.....

1 yard = 12 seconds!

[Gazza]

Cow.

[Gazza]

Southport I sense a challenge coming on, but I warn you while you were playing girly games up north with your odd shaped balls, I was competing with the finest athletes in the borough!!!!

 

Never won mind you, but compete i did!

 

OK,OK compete badly but I did compete!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" />

[andyetfc]

Your car was not very fast then either?

[Gazza]

Oi Dad dont you start or I will make sure the matron forgets to bring up your cocoa tonight!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Gazza - you girl - see the post on ETFC not (if u know what I mean)