Real Match Report

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Slough were robbed today at Stag Meadow! The game started with Billericay fielding 26 players (including Ronaldinho, Raul and Figo) and took an early lead as the ref (Dressed in Ricay top) smacked the ball past Michael Parkin (Who had previousuly been handcuffed to the post by Neil Cousins) Sloughs bad luck continued as the had 18 goals disallowed due to a combination of infringement of the four touch rule and the shoe lace rule

Ricay continued to attack and managed to score 2 more goals during the half time break (For which Slough had stupidly gone into the dressing room) on 72 minutes Matt Seedel scored a blinder from thirty yards into the top corner, unfortunately due to the 'hair gel rule' it was disallowed and Ricay were awarded a no-goalkeeper penalty, which the ref slid into the right hand corner. Ricay scored their 5th after 147 minutes, Elder wrongfooted Parkin as he got into his car to go home and slotted it in 5-0. Ricay also recieved a bonus goal due to the 'quiet fans' rule.

 

Ignore the other reports, this is the truth.

[Nathan]

Close game, we were unlucky, we were robbed.

[Guest]

And if we win all our games in hand, we will be only nine points below the last play-off place.

[Mark44]

That going to be posted on straw-donkeys, itll go good.

[Barry Scott]

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