Burton Game - 23rd April

[Harry J Allstars]

I know who she is.

[mikefleet]

bet you do harry!

lol

[Harry J Allstars]

Not quite sure what that means mike but anyway I knew she was at stevenage I looked out for her there was only one person there matching her description so I pm'd her and asked her nd she confirmed what I thought.

[mikefleet]

is she a babe like her name says?

[Slartibartfast]

Don't answer that Harry, it's a trap!

[FleetFanatic]

OK..... to rephrase, do you still fancy her?

[Fleetbabe]

Doesn't matter if he does or not. I've only got eyes for one man, as I've said before.

[Guest]

Blown out like a candle, Harry.

[Stu M]

Maybe the club shop could market lifelike Drury rubber masks? Then Fleetbabe wouldn't be any the wiser as a Drury-esque Harry ambled over to her corner of the ground, carnations and chocolates in hand...?

[Fleetbabe]

Er, I think I would some how!

[chris blanc]

Quote:

Fleetbabe said:
Er, I think I would some how!

Maybe so, but I think you'd go for it anyway. Half a Jukebox is better than none I'd imagine.

[Fleetbabe]

No, a whole Jukebox is better than half, which is better than none!

[chris blanc]

 

 

 

Isn't that what I said, of sorts?

 

Now she has me bloody confused <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/deadflies.gif" alt="" />

[Fleetbabe]

You said that if the shop started selling masks then it would be half a Jukebox, and I said that I would obviously prefer to have a whole Jukebox, rather than half, but half a Jukebox is better than no Jukebox at all!!!!!

[chris blanc]

So where do the sixpence and shillings come in?

[Stu M]

Quote:

Fleetbabe said:
You said that if the shop started selling masks then it would be half a Jukebox, and I said that I would obviously prefer to have a whole Jukebox, rather than half, but half a Jukebox is better than no Jukebox at all!!!!!

If school used 'Jukeboxes' to teach maths instead of fractions, Fleetbabe would be a quantum physicist by now...

[chris blanc]

If jukebox leaves point A on a train heading due East at 85 miles and hour and......

[Hempstead Gaz]

If it takes Jukebox 230 mins to score a goal, how long would it take Roy and Siggy to score a goal each in one game? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Jeff]

I have a jukebox - it's got about 23gb of music on it so far but it's no good at football!

[Fleetbabe]

I wouldn't want to be a quantum physicist. And in answer to the Roy and Siggy question, A LOT LONGER!!!!!!

 

Do we understand each other now then? That a whole Jukebox is better than half, but half is better than none.