EFM Booze Train To Grays

[Colin Zeal EFM]

For those of you who enjoying drinking cider and singing "Do They Know It's Christmas" on public transport, the EFM Booze Train Timetable on Saturday is as follows...

 

12.34 - St Albans to Blackfriars

 

Tube to Tower Hill

 

13.35 from Fenchurch Street to Grays

 

Arrive in Grays about 14.15 to find the nearest pub/off licence!!

 

Sign up here!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Unfortinatly as I'm on night shift on saturday I'll join you on the train but refrain from the booze (well I may have a little)

It should also ensure that I'm in a fit state to talk to Gibbo and that no booze related "incidents" shall occur!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Oh and by the way, I think you'll find the quickest way will be

 

St. Albans - West Hampstead

West Hampstead - West Ham on Silverlink Metro

West Ham - Grays

 

No seriously it is!

[CANV EFM]

check timetables for west ham a lot of trains dont stop there.. tho it may be differnt on the tilbury loop on a saturday

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It's mainly as I get free travel on Silverlink Metro and C2C though!

I went to purfleet that way a couple of season ago and Grays was a couple of stops on, It was very quick!

[CANV EFM]

free travel...? no int cant be... EFM is a copper!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Railway worker!

 

I can't join the police force due to my height, bad eyesight, fitness, astma, big feet....... oh yeah and my criminal record!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Phew that was close, i'm suppost to be undercover, I.D style!

[trevinho]

Count me in this Saturday, Sir Paul. Fleetville or Victoria cafe?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Do I need to answer that, Trev??

[trevinho]

I don't think so.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Oi Trev. I will come by yours this evening but it'll be around 5.30 - is that too early??

 

Are you in work today, by the way??

[trevinho]

To answer your questions - five thirty should be okay. I'll have to converse with Mark, because I am currently the proud owner of 2 ginormous kit bags which I can't carry to Verulamium, and I'm going to try and persuade him to take them. See the EFM website for a list of content of said bags. Really, I have too much time on my hands right now.

 

I'm not in work for a fortnight, which will leave me plenty of time to post my gems of wisdom, and whatever other nonsense comes into my head. I might even find the time to Photoshop some kittens heads onto various celebrities bodies. Any suggestions as to whom I should use?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Cat Deeley?? Cat Slater??

[trevinho]

Cat Deeley it is, then. Nothing to do with the fact that this will give me the opportunity to look at pictures of her (please there be naked pictures of her, please let there be naked pictures of her).

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Did you get my earlier email Trev??

[trevinho]

Here we go then, young man...

 

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Well, how's anyone supposed to know it's Cat Deeley!!??

 

Try the kitty's body with Ms Deeley's face!

[trevinho]

maybe later - i'll post the original.

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've had her!