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The Town Crier Newbie

The Town Crier

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Tickets are not for resale!

 

It's been reported that up to 250 tickets are available on the black market, and trading has been brisk

 

A club spokesman stated: The matter has been reported to the internet Police.

And as a result of tickets being sold on to known hooligans, a decision was made to close the bar at 8,45pm to avoid trouble.

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Tickets are not for resale!

It's been reported that up to 250 tickets are available on the black market, and trading has been brisk

A club spokesman stated: The matter has been reported to the internet Police.
And as a result of tickets being sold on to known hooligans, a decision was made to close the bar at 8,45pm to avoid trouble.


Yes we have been keeping an eye on this situation. I spoke to my colleagues in Surrey who simply said "Aldershot is in Hampshire, contact them". This I did and it is worrying that rival supporters can buy tickets for any part of the Billericay clubhouse. It is possible they may have tickets for the table that is solely reserved for the notorious Billericay B'stards. This could lead to a serious food-fight. We shall be working under-cover on the night as catering staff.
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Internet Police, Due to the Banning of Sausages in Braintree, and the resulting Sausage Mountain.

 

Is there any truth in the rumour Billericay are protesting by: serving Sausages instead of Lamb, and as a precaution against Mad Borg Disease, will only serve carrots that have been registered as grown outside of the Braintree district.

 

 

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You lot are buggers...as soon as they got wind of the food fight, they decided that the event would be too high class and the illicit tickets I obtained are now unsold...

 

Give me a break!!! How do you think I can afford to buy Boretree Town FC and close the whole thing down?

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The banning of sausages in Braintree has forced the female population to derive pleasure from 'penis shaped carrots'. However, as you well know, 'penis shaped carrots' have been banned in Braintree by our mate Phillipe from the European Union (carrots department), for being offensive to lesbians. The spread of 'Mad Borg Disease' is a serious one that I've know doubt Phillipe will inform us of in due time. If Billericay want to serve sausages at thier presentation night then they'd better get in quick. The current 'sausage mountain' is currently parked just outside of Canvey. Jeff King is apparently interested.

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May I remind everyone that the illicit trading of 'sausages' on the Braintree forum is ILLEGAL, and carries a custodial sentance. NO ONE WANTS TO GO DOWN FOR A SAUSAGE.

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