Gertcha Bottle-job Jokes!

[Electric ~soul~]

We had great fun on the train down to Lewes trying to come up with some bottle-job jokes about Gertcha, who was too ill in bed with a bird he'd picked up the night before to come with us!

 

I can only remember two...

 

Where does Gertcha get his cash?

From the bottle bank.

 

How does Gertcha communicate with his mates?

Message in a bottle.

 

There was also one about a blue-bottle and another about a bottle-neck traffic jam, but I can't remember them!

 

Leave you Gertcha/Bottle-job jokes on here, y'all!!

[gertcha EFM]

Right I'm quitting this board.

 

It used to be a fun place to be, we'd banter and take the piss out of each other but the last three minutes have been horrible.

I come on today and despite not having been on since yesterday afternoon it's just been a torrent of piss taking towards me from so many people that it is bordering on bullying and I am sick of it.

You can keep your shitty little Labour club, I've seen it and it's a dive. I don't even know why half of you come on here, as like me, you never bother with any city games and just take the piss out of the people who go, why not show everybody your little scrapbook, you used to keep Zeal and all them pennants you class A [****!!****] scarfer.

 

Costello you might as well disband EFM today, it doesn't exsist anymore and you've turned into the biggest lightweight out of them all.

 

And Sun King likes Art Brut!

 

It has been fun and I do this with a heavy heart but I just haven't enjoyed this place in the three minutes and I'm seriously worried about starting to dislike you all because of this but i love your company and I don't want to get to the point when i don't want to see you socially as well.

 

Cheers

 

Gertcha aka Electronic boy

[gertcha EFM]

The blue bottle one must have been jumper related.

[Electric ~soul~]

Could have been, mate!

 

"Electronic Boy" - is there no end to Thornsy's sharp, laconic wit!!

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gertcha EFM said:
Right I'm quitting this board.

It used to be a fun place to be, we'd banter and take the piss out of each other but the last three minutes have been horrible.
I come on today and despite not having been on since yesterday afternoon it's just been a torrent of piss taking towards me from so many people that it is bordering on bullying and I am sick of it.
You can keep your shitty little Labour club, I've seen it and it's a dive. I don't even know why half of you come on here, as like me, you never bother with any city games and just take the piss out of the people who go, why not show everybody your little scrapbook, you used to keep Zeal and all them pennants you class A [****!!****] scarfer.

Costello you might as well disband EFM today, it doesn't exsist anymore and you've turned into the biggest lightweight out of them all.

And Sun King likes Art Brut!

It has been fun and I do this with a heavy heart but I just haven't enjoyed this place in the three minutes and I'm seriously worried about starting to dislike you all because of this but i love your company and I don't want to get to the point when i don't want to see you socially as well.

Cheers

Gertcha aka Electronic boy

If everybody decided to quit this board over a 'torrent of piss taking' then there would be nobody on here!! Probably explains why it's been so quiet on here recently!!

[Big J R]

Has Mark gone, then ?