Dry Your Eye's Jeff!!!

[Guest]

To the tune of The Streets' 'Dry Your Eyes'.

 

(Big Orchestral opening)

 

With one single injury your whole season can turn around,

Another poor result and loads of booing from the crowd,

Looking round Park Lane sadly, looking round the ground,

World feels like it's caving in, this Kingy is a clown,

The chairman keeps banging on about when we'll spend some cash,

But our only new arrival may be Fat Jeff's re-grown 'tache,

 

Dry your eyes Jeff,

I know it's hard to take but Canvey are not staying up,

There's plenty more teams in the league,

Dry your eyes Jeff,

I know you hate watching us Shrimpers laugh until it hurts,

But you've got to walk away now,

It's over,

 

So then we move our hands up from down by our sides,

It's cracking, their whole season is just crashing before their eyes,

Hurting our palms applauding Jeff King's many lies,

Look at the wobbling of his chins, two too many pies,

Cause I can't imagine why they said they'd be signing Fredy,

Then he did turn up, but with Southend and scored a goal or 3

 

---Chorus---

 

And the back four's just standing there, they can't stop them,

Conference has just gone,

They've got nothing,

Absolutely nothing.

 

Signing has been centre halves out of bare desperation,

Masking tape round Jeff's gob trying to stop what he's saying,

I'm not gonna f**king just f**king leave it now,

Cause they said top four or bust and that was their vow,

And now the Marsh Rats flounder, sh*tting it about going down,

Best thing we've seen for years, it's well out of town,

 

--Chorus--

 

I know in the past they say they've had big gates,

Telling things but not telling straight,

But the more wages they seem to pay,

The more they fall away,

 

--Chorus--

[Guest]

Southend United FC, There's only one team in Essex!!!! Cardiff here we come!!!

 

Lets all laugh at Canvey LA-LA-LA-LA!!!

[YELLOW]

Wern't the Krays from the East end?

[Guest]

Sorry mate have we missed something?

 

Have you won something we don't know about?

 

Perhaps just a slice of premature gloat pie me thinks.

 

Still, it would be nice for Tilly to win something since we sent the "Prodigal Son" back to his beloved Sarfend having taught him all about winning.

[CIFC - Y.A]

Is it just me, or have Southend been in this exact same position before, said the exact same things, gone to Cardiff...

 

... And got absolutely abused?

[Yellow Bungle]

How long did you spend on this? Get a life.

[Guest]

It's superb!!

 

The Shrimpers are the Guv'nors of Essex!!

 

UP THE BLUES!!!!

[Guest]

I have missed you Tony, I wont next time though.

[blooming barmy bongo]

funny hows that song was published on our forum about 6 months ago, nice to know that southend fans are 6 months behind everybody !!!

[Guest]

Apparently, against Cambridge Southend fans were singing:

 

"We're All Going Cardiff, You're All Going Canvey, La La La La!"

 

Got to hand it to them, even though it seems as though Cambridge are the big winners!

 

The Great Eckscape

[CANV EFM]

cambridge away.. lovely.. all the more reason to ensure conf survival!!

[Guest]

Yeah. A nice warm sunny day sat by the river Cam with the Yellow Army and a cold pint of Stella watching the Stunts of the Runts in their Punts..........Bliss.

 

 

Lets stay up first!!

 

Well done Tilly for League Two "Manager of the Month" award. We taught him everything he knows about the beautiful game.

[Diz]

Would take far too long to sing on the terraces <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Silly fool!

[CANV EFM]

plus we would be up there on a tuesday night in early feb

[A Non E Mouse]

Quote:

CANV EFM said:
plus we would be up there on a tuesday night in early feb

Ahhhh - skating on the river Cam whilst supping on a hot toddy next to your river camp fire toasting crumpets and cries of "throw another student on the fire!". Cambridge away in Feb - can't wait. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

nicking bikes with proper metal mud and chain guards and no gears..

getting 60 penalty points on the drive home past the 600 speed cameras on the end of the m11

[Guest]

the song is not all that good infact its f***in s**t when you say up the blues is that stick the blue flag up your a** you p***k get a life and stay on your own forum!!!!

 

the gulls are staying up!!!

[Guest]

alrite calm down just bcoz ur manager is fat and your team is a load of [****!!****] doesnt mean that you have to get all stressy. i know its probably your time off the month but its okay all you have to do is support a different team......... cmon u fleet

[YELLOW]

Could be visiting Cambridge twice next season if City do the business in the Conf South Play offs.

[Diz]

Don't Lie YELLOW, we all know every spare minute you get, you spend it watching Hornchurch <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />