spitbridge road

[CANV EFM]

i see those pesky guys from kent have been a bit naughty whilst playing our frds from dagenham.. seems a group behind the goal thought it sporting to spit on the daggers keeper...

now i actually dont give a toss but imagine if such an event happened at the lane i estimate at least 50 posts from our chums from kent <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/director.gif" alt="" /> plus a shedload more from the rest of the non league on line community .. how caring of us to leave them alone to sort out the gob problem if only the same would apply shud the roles be reversed

 

[David Holden]

Sadly that happens when you get a crowd you get the morons coming along.

 

Who knows one day you might find that out.

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

Thats why we only bought 800-1000 when we played at your place,we weeded out the spitting morons before we left <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

i hope not dave.. get one of those ice hockey plastic things put round the pitch

[alfie roberts]

ur jus jealous

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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seems a group behind the goal thought it sporting to spit on the daggers keeper...

 

 

 

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Spitting at the Dagenham keeper is nothing compared to the Dageham keeper [****!!****] on St.Albans, so bollox to him!

 

Prehaps the Kent people have been listening to the new Streets album, where he talks a lot about spitting, it's not literal, it's street slang for speaking!

[CANV EFM]

when u say [****!!****] is that literally pooing on the fans or is that 'street speak' for spilling his bovril or something?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

literally

[alfie roberts]

how are you doing in the league this year?

 

 

can we play you every week....

[c'mon ricay]

well they cerainly aint going up their 8th 8 whole points of da pace n their below da mighty ricay

[alfie roberts]

er.....in english please?

[c'mon ricay]

it is in englsih modern english u [censored] backward islander

[cangull]

Ok Cum on Ricay - but what you must realise is when you extend yourself beyond the un-educated community of Basilricay FC, you should revert to a language that the vast majority of this nation has grown up to understand, otherwise you will always get the response you have received so far. BTW what does 'Cum on Ricay' mean in your dialect??

I ask because to us English speaking peoples it can be read as something rather rude!

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

Give up Vic,weve been here before and it went straight over his head(the inference I mean,he probably can,t get the other as far as his thumb)

[Merv]

Before the age of printing, there was no standarised English. As nothing went into print, what was written was only seen locally and, just like dialect, there were many variations on the same theme. The printing press brought the written word to a mass audience and, suddenly, there was a need for standardisation of grammar and of spelling.

 

There is a new school of thought that says it's cool to go back to a non-standardised method of writing. Personally I think it comes about because it's a good excuse for not bothering to learn spelling and grammar.

 

I personally couldn't give a jot what form of communication cum on ricay uses - he rarely writes anything that's worth reading anyway. But I would sure like to draw up his deeds (or even his will). If he relies on arbitary English for those documents he could find himself with problems.

[alfie roberts]

well said merv, a rare bit of sense from a canvey fan. i take it your not a local?

[Merv]

Took you seriously for a moment there, Alfie. Then I realised you were being droll.

 

God bless you for lifting my otherwise dull day.

[alfie roberts]

anytime.