Southern hemisphere psychology...

[vienna1964]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi, an Aussie (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.

 

The train goes into a tunnel, the carriage is plunged into darkness and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap.

 

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

 

The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

 

The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

 

The Kiwi thinks: That Aussie must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

 

[color:"red"] The Aussie inwardly chortles and thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Kiwi again !!![/color]