new slough song material

[Woody SUFC]

According to my younger Sister

 

My boyfriend gave me an apple

My boyfriend gave me a pear

My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips

And he threw me down the stair

I gave him back his apple

I gave him back his pear

I gave him back his kiss on the lips

And I threw him down the stair

I threw him over Windsor

I threw him over Slough

I threw him over the the garden fence

And he lost his underpants

[Martin]

Quote:

Woody WEFC said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> I know something you don't know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Now what is the point in saying something like that and not sharing...

[Woody SUFC]

Because i'm a lier

 

Or am i?

 

I must really shut up (waits for slough fan to agree)

[Barry Scott]

no no, do tell

[Roger Rebel]

And now after 5 Stellas:

 

Amazing Lee.

You came to Slough.

And your a Rebel now.

You slotted in to our midfield.

And soon became a star.

[Woody SUFC]

I can't and to be honest it's utterly boring. Just not a done deal etc etc but it's to do with the car parking

[charlie]

Woody that version sounds about right...although i'm sure my version was....

My boyfriend gave me an apple

My boyfriend gave me a pear

My boyfriend gave me a kick up the bum

And he threw me down the stairs

I kicked him over china, I kicked him over france, I kicked him over the USA where he lost his underpants

[Martin]

Come on Woody spill your guts

[charlie]

roger...leg-end

[Roger Rebel]

Yo the tune of amazing grace.

[Guest]

come on any more songs.

[GarySTFC]

Any more singers? Another 20 behind the goal would be nice!

[A Rebel and a Saint]

what happened to 'boing boing rebels rebels'? i remember that one from the conference days. havent heard that one in the times ive been this season

[Guest]

Quote:

Anonymous said:
come on any more songs.

i supported rebels all my life
lost my money and me wife,
followed them across the land
became a member of their band.
went up'north and down sarf
clapped me 'ands shut me mouth.
from an early age to present time
i had always towed the rebel line.
now its all over, for me at least,
the teams dying-they've tamed the beast.

not a song more a lament..........

[Roger Rebel]

And on a brighter note?

[Mark44]

woody spill da beans m8, wot is it you know, your having an affair with miss a chapman therfore you will cheat next monday.

[Woody SUFC]

Did i not say?

 

I'm sure i did.

[Mark44]

wel i cant b bothered to read all the thread otherwise ill get caught on internet by my ict teacher so i aint got time lol.

[Woody SUFC]

It hasn't seemed to stop you in your English lessons!

[Barry Scott]

so what are you talking about Woody?