new slough song material

[Guest]

after last nights disappointing lee mason song and that awful dan cann dance new material is badly needed so here are a few for the new boys.

 

LEE MASON

to the tune of nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone

 

lee mason here,

lee mason there,

lee mason is just everywhere.

he plays for slough town - and he scores some goals,

lee mason, the next paul scholes!!

 

or

 

lee mason is just magic,

he wears a magic hat,

and when he played in the reserves he said 'i'm having that!'

 

he didint sign for maidenhead,

or windsor coz they're sh*te ,

he signed for super slough town coz we're f*ckin dynamite.

 

and one for dan cann

 

DAN CANN

in the same style of the crystal palace andy johnson one

 

D d d d d SUPER DAN CANN.. (repeat until bored)

[Guest]

Quote:

Anonymous said:
after last nights disappointing lee mason song and that awful dan cann dance new material is badly needed so here are a few for the new boys.

LEE MASON
to the tune of nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone

lee mason here,


lee mason there,
lee mason is just everywhere.
he plays for slough town - and he scores some goals,
lee mason, the next paul scholes!!

or

lee mason is just magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he played in the reserves he said 'i'm having that!'

he didint sign for maidenhead,
or windsor coz they're sh*te ,
he signed for super slough town coz we're f*ckin dynamite.

and one for dan cann

DAN CANN
in the same style of the crystal palace andy johnson one

D d d d d SUPER DAN CANN.. (repeat until bored)

Here is a Slough Team song to the tune " where have all the flowers gone".
" Where have all the footballers gone, long time not seen,
Where has all their bottle gone,longtime ago.
Not down Stag Meadow that's for sure,
Not now every game is so poor " etc.etc etc.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

is it really right to call this pathetic muppet 'optimistic'????

[Ian]

I think 'optometrist' would be better as they clearly need glasses!

 

(woohoo, that's a thousand posts. Now, must start trying to make them worth reading!)

[Barry Scott]

what happened to 'ignore them and they'll go away'?

[Ian]

I wasn't answering optomistic, I never do. I was answering ARAAS.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

btw, ignoring the muppet, those are cool song ideas songwriter!

[Roger Rebel]

I think for Dan i can do better,to the old show song, and i know marcus will know this.

Any thing you can do Dan can do better, any thing you can do, Dan can do to,no he cant, yes he can, no he cant, yes he can, yes he can.

[Ian]

Nice one Rog! If we managed to co-ordinate that it'd go down great!

[A Rebel and a Saint]

nice i look forward to hearing that one from my position on the roof of the dugout on tuesday!

[Roger Rebel]

Any one know where Lee came from?

[charlie]

LOVING the new songs... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[Woody SUFC]

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Anonymous said:

lee mason is just tragic
he wears a tragic hat,
and when he played in the reserves he said 'i'm having that!'

he didint sign for maidenhead,
or windsor coz they're bright,
he signed for slough town coz they are rucking [****!!****]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> I know something you don't know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Ian]

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Woody WEFC said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> I know something you don't know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Oh Woody, you haven't urinated on yourself again , have you?!

[Woody SUFC]

When i heard the news...nearly!

[charlie]

in the style of a well known drinking song ("Zulu warrior" if you know it) or the playground song...."my boyfriend gave me an apple"....

We like to sing for (insert name here)

Coz (name) is so great

he scores goals for slough town fc

and that's why he's our mate

Score a goal....you rebel warrior....

score a goal.... you rebel warrior

[Guest]

"My boyfriend gave me an apple"????

 

The mind boggles, how that would continue.

 

Rod

[charlie]

Roger: I'm informed Flackwell Heath by Marcus

[Woody SUFC]

is that to the same tune to "I pushed him down the stairs" 'song'?

 

A strangly sick song for youngesters

[charlie]

since you asked rod..if memory serves...(its getting on 15 years since i last sang it)

My boyfriend gave me an apple

My boyfriend gave me a pear

My boyfriend gave me a kick up the bum and threw me down the stairs...

 

many many verses followed about where and which countries the poor girl gets kicked around....was supposed to be a song to skip to...but with the benefit of hindsight it sounds rather dodgy now...